Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

His lordship, though well mounted, was not exactly on the sort of horse for the country they were in; while Mr. Sponge, in addition to being on the very animal for it, had the advantage of the horse having gone the first part of the run without a rider:  so Multum in Parvo, whether Mr. Sponge wished it or not, insisted on being as far forward as he could get.  The more Sponge pulled and hauled, the more determined the horse was; till, having thrown both Jack and his lordship in the rear, he made for old Frostyface, the huntsman, who was riding well up to the still-flying pack.

‘HOLD HARD, sir!  For God’s sake, hold hard!’ screamed Frosty, who knew by intuition there was a horse behind, as well as he knew there was a man shooting in front, who, in all probability, had headed the fox.

‘HOLD HARD, sir!’ roared he, as, yawning and boring and shaking his head, Parvo dashed through the now yelping scattered pack, making straight for a stiff new gate, which he smashed through, just as a circus pony smashes through a paper hoop.

‘Hoo-ray!’ shouted Jack Spraggon, on seeing the hounds were safe.  ’Hoo-ray for the tailor!’

‘Billy Button, himself!’ exclaimed his lordship, adding, ’never saw such a thing in my life!’

‘Who the deuce is he?’ asked Blossomnose, in the full glow of pulling-five-year-old exertion.

‘Don’t know,’ replied Jack, adding, ‘he’s a shaver, whoever he is.’

Meanwhile the frightened hounds were scattered right and left.

‘I’ll lay a guinea he’s one of those confounded waiting chaps,’ observed Fyle, who had been handled rather roughly by one of the tribe, who had dropped ‘quite promiscuously’ upon a field where he was, just as Sponge had done with Lord Scamperdale’s.

‘Shouldn’t wonder,’ replied his lordship, eyeing Sponge’s vain endeavours to turn the chestnut, and thinking how he would ‘pitch into him’ when he came up.  ‘By Jove,’ added his lordship, ’if the fellow had taken the whole country round, he couldn’t have chosen a worse spot for such an exploit; for there never is any scent over here.  See! not a hound can own it.  Old Harmony herself throws up.

The whips again are in their places, turning the astonished pack to Frostyface, who sets off on a casting expedition.  The field, as usual, sit looking on; some blessing Sponge; some wondering who he was; others looking what o’clock it is; some dismounting and looking at their horses’ feet.

‘Thank you, Mr. Brown Boots!’ exclaimed his lordship, as, by dint of bitting and spurring, Sponge at length worked the beast round, and came sneaking back in the face of the whole field.  ‘Thank you, Mr. Brown Boots,’ repeated he, taking off his hat and bowing very low.  ’Very much obl_e_ged to you, Mr. Brown Boots.  Most particklarly obl_e_ged to you, Mr. Brown Boots,’ with another low bow.  ’Hang’d obl_e_ged to you, Mr. Brown Boots!  D—­n you, Mr. Brown Boots!’ continued his lordship, looking at Sponge as if he would eat him.

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