Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Those about Mr. Buckram’s were of a very shady order.  Dirty-shirted, sloggering, baggy-breeched, slangey-gaitered fellows, with the word ‘gin’ indelibly imprinted on their faces.  Peter Leather, the head man, was one of the fallen angels of servitude.  He had once driven a duke—­the Duke of Dazzleton—­having nothing whatever to do but dress himself and climb into his well-indented richly fringed throne, with a helper at each horse’s head to ‘let go’ at a nod from his broad laced three-cornered hat.  Then having got in his cargo (or rubbish, as he used to call them), he would start off at a pace that was truly terrific, cutting out this vehicle, shooting past that, all but grazing a third, anathematizing the ’buses, and abusing the draymen.  We don’t know how he might be with the queen, but he certainly drove as though he thought nobody had any business in the street while the Duchess of Dazzleton wanted it.  The duchess liked going fast, and Peter accommodated her.  The duke jobbed his horses and didn’t care about pace, and so things might have gone on very comfortably, if Peter one afternoon hadn’t run his pole into the panel of a very plain but very neat yellow barouche, passing the end of New Bond Street, which having nothing but a simple crest—­a stag’s head on the panel—­made him think it belonged to some bulky cit, taking the air with his rib, but who, unfortunately, turned out to be no less a person than Sir Giles Nabem, Knight, the great police magistrate, upon one of whose myrmidons in plain clothes, who came to the rescue, Peter committed a most violent assault, for which unlucky casualty his worship furnished him with rotatory occupation for his fat calves in the ‘H. of C.,’ as the clerk shortly designated the House of Correction.  Thither Peter went, and in lieu of his lace-bedaubed coat, gold-gartered plushes, stockings, and buckled shoes, he was dressed up in a suit of tight-fitting yellow and black-striped worsteds, that gave him the appearance of a wasp without wings.  Peter Leather then tumbled regularly down the staircase of servitude, the greatness of his fall being occasionally broken by landing in some inferior place.  From the Duke of Dazzleton’s, or rather from the tread-mill, he went to the Marquis of Mammon, whom he very soon left because he wouldn’t wear a second-hand wig.  From the marquis he got hired to the great Irish Earl of Coarsegab, who expected him to wash the carriage, wait at table, and do other incidentals never contemplated by a London coachman.  Peter threw this place up with indignation on being told to take the letters to the post.  He then lived on his ‘means’ for a while, a thing that is much finer in theory than in practice, and having about exhausted his substance and placed the bulk of his apparel in safe keeping, he condescended to take a place as job coachman in a livery-stable—­a ‘horses let by the hour, day, or month’ one, in which he enacted as many characters, at least made as many different

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