Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

‘Well but what is it?’ repeated Sponge, appealing to Pacey, who stood as pale as ashes.

‘Oh! nothing,’ replied he; ’quite a mistake; Mr. Spraggon misunderstood me altogether.’

‘Mistake!  There’s no mistake in the matter!’ exclaimed Jack, appearing again on the surface like an otter; ’you gave me the lie as plain as a pikestaff.’

‘Indeed!’ observed Mr. Sponge, drawing in his breath and raising his eyebrows right up into the roof of his head.  ‘Indeed!’ repeated he.

‘No; nothing of the sort, I assure you,’ asserted Mr. Pacey.

‘Must have satisfaction!’ exclaimed Jack, again diving under the bedclothes.

‘Well, but let us hear how matters stand,’ said Mr. Sponge coolly, as Jack’s grizzly head disappeared.

‘You’ll be my second,’ growled Jack, from under the bedclothes.

‘Oh! second be hanged,’ retorted Sponge.  ’You’ve nothing to fight about; Mr. Pacey says he didn’t mean anything, that you misunderstood him, and what more can a man want?’

‘Just so,’ replied Mr. Pacey, ’just so.  I assure you I never intended the slightest imputation on Mr. Spraggon.’

‘I’m sure not,’ replied Mr. Sponge.

‘H-u-m-p-h,’ grunted Jack from under the bedclothes, like a pig in the straw.  Not showing any disposition to appear on the surface again, Mr. Sponge, after standing a second or two, gave a jerk of his head to Mr. Pacey, and forthwith conducted him into his own room, shutting the door between Mr. Spraggon and him.

Mr. Sponge then inquired into the matter, kindly sympathizing with Mr. Pacey, who he was certain never meant anything disrespectful to Mr. Spraggon, who, Mr. Sponge thought, seemed rather quick at taking offence; though, doubtless, as Mr. Sponge observed, ’a man was perfectly right in being tenacious of his integrity,’ a position that he illustrated by a familiar passage from Shakespeare, about stealing a purse and stealing trash, &c.

Emboldened by his kindness, Mr. Pacey then got Mr. Sponge on to talk about the horse of which he had become the unwilling possessor—­the renowned chestnut, Multum-in-Parvo.

Mr. Sponge spoke like a very prudent, conscientious man; said that really it was difficult to give an opinion about a horse; that what suited one man might not suit another—­that he considered Multum-in-Parvo a very good horse; indeed, that he wouldn’t have parted with him if he hadn’t more than he wanted, and the cream of the season had passed without his meeting with any of those casualties that rendered the retention of an extra horse or two desirable.  Altogether, he gave Mr. Pacey to understand that he held him to his bargain.  Having thanked Sponge for his great kindness, and got an order on the groom (Mr. Leather) to have the horse out, Mr. Pacey took his departure to the stable, and Sponge having summoned his neighbour Mr. Spraggon from his bed, the two proceeded to a passage window that commanded a view of the stable-yard.

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