'Hello, Soldier!' eBook

Edward Dyson
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 75 pages of information about 'Hello, Soldier!'.

'Hello, Soldier!' eBook

Edward Dyson
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 75 pages of information about 'Hello, Soldier!'.

There you are, you see!  Oh! it makes you sore,
   When a bloke you despised at ’ome
In them pifflin’ days of the years before
Takes a odds-on chance with the God of War,
‘N’ he tows you out with his left lung tore,
   ‘N’ a crack in his bleedin’ dome!

’Twas a lad called Hugh done ez much for
      me. 
   (He has curls ‘n’ he’s fair ‘n’ slim). 
Well, I mind the days in the Port when we
Puts it over Hugh coz we don’t agree
With his tone ‘n’ style, ‘n’ my foot was free
   When the push made a hack of him.

Now he’s paid me back.  I had struck a snag,
   And must creep through the battle spume
All a flamin’ age, with a grinnin’ jag
In me thigh, for water, or jest a fag. 
Like a crippled snake I was forced to drag
   Shattered flesh till the crack of doom.

When they saw me he was the one who came. 
   ‘N’ he give me a raffish grin
‘N’ a swig.  I wasn’t so bad that shame
Didn’t get me then, for the lad was lame. 
They had passed him his, but his ’art was
      game. 
   ‘N’ he coughed ez he brought me in.

I have tackled God on me bended knees,
   So He’ll save him alive ‘n’ whole,
For the sake of one who he thinks he sees
When the Nurse’s hands bring a kind of ease;
And I thank God, too, for the things like these
   That have give me a sort of soul.

There are Percies, Algies, ‘n’ Claudes I’ve
      met
   Who could take it ‘n’ come agen,
While the bullets flew in a screamin’ jet. 
What in pain, ‘n’ death, and in mire ‘n’ sweat
I ’ave learned from them that I won’t forget
   Is a way of not judgin’ men.

SISTER ANN.

I’m lyin’ in a narrow bed,
   ‘N’ starin’ at a wall. 
Where all is white my plastered head
   Is whitest of it all. 
My life is jist a whitewashed blank,
   With flamin’ spurts of pain. 
I dunno who I’ve got to thank,
I’ve p’raps been trod on by a tank,
   Or caught out in the rain
   When skies were peltin’ fish-plates, bricks
     ‘n’ lengths of bullock-chain.

I’m lyin’ here, a sulky swine,
   ‘N’ hatin’ of the bloke
Who’s in the doss right next to mine
   With ’arf his girders broke. 
He never done no ’arm t me,
   ‘N’ he’s pertickler ill;
But I have got him snouted, see,
‘N’ all old earth beside but she
   Come with the chemist’s swill,
   ‘N’ puts a kind, soft ’and on mine, ‘n’ all
     my nark is still.

She ain’t a beaut, she’s thirty two,
   She scales eleven stone;
But, ’struth, I didn’t think it true
   There was such women grown! 
She’s nurse ‘n’ sister, mum ‘n’ dad,
   ‘N’ all that straight ‘n’ fine
In every girl I ever had. 
When Gabr’el comes, ‘n’ all the glad
   Young saints are tipped the sign,
   You’ll see this donah take her place, first
     angel in the line!

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