“Still, I cannot imagine that facts like those with which our ears have been ringing during the last eight months, can ever be contested.”
“Can you not?” said Harrington. “I cannot imagine any thing more likely than that, eighteen hundred and fifty years hence, such an event, on Strauss’s principles, may be shown to be very problematical.”
“Will you endeavor to show how it may probably be?” rejoined Robinson.
“Well, I have no objection, if you will give me till this evening to prepare so important a document.”
In the evening, after supper, he amused us by reading us a brief paper, entitled
The papal aggression shown to be impossible.
“I shall proceed on the supposition that some Dr. Dickkopf or Dr. Scharfsinn, for either name will do, has to deal (as my uncle here believes our modern critics have to deal in the Gospels) with an account literally true. This learned man I shall imagine as existing in some nation at the antipodes eighteen hundred and fifty years hence, and intellectually, if not literally, descended from some erudite critics of our age. Let me further suppose that the principal memorials of the current events are found in the page of some continuator of Macaulay (may the Fates have pity on him! I am afraid he will be far worse than even Smollett after Hume), who publishes his work only sixty years hence. Let us suppose him (as surely we well may) proceeding thus: ’During the year 1850-51, our countrymen are represented to us, by the accounts of those who lived at the time (some few still survive), as having been in a condition of political and religious excitement almost unprecedented in their history. It was occasioned by the attempt of the Pope to reestablish the Roman Catholic hierarchy,


