All on the Irish Shore eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 216 pages of information about All on the Irish Shore.

All on the Irish Shore eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 216 pages of information about All on the Irish Shore.

Before their lawful custodians had recovered from this spectacle, a tall lady in black was suddenly merged in the melee, alternately calling loudly and incongruously for “Bismarck,” and blowing shrill blasts on a whistle.

“If the tinker laves a sthroke of the pan on the misthress’s dog, the Lord help him!” said Patsey, starting in pursuit of Lily, who, with tail tucked in and a wounded hind leg buckled up, was removing herself swiftly from the scene of action.

Mrs. Alexander shoved her way into the cabin, through a filthy group of gabbling male and female tinkers, and found herself involved in a wreck of branches and ragged tarpaulin that had once formed a kind of tent, but was now strewn on the floor by the incursion and excursion of the chase.  Earthquake throes were convulsing the tarpaulin; a tinker woman, full of zeal, dashed at it and flung it back, revealing, amongst other debris, an old wooden bedstead heaped with rags.  On either side of one of its legs protruded the passion-fraught faces of the coupled hound-puppies, who, still linked together, had passed through the period of unavailing struggle into a state of paralysed insanity of terror.  Muffled squeals and tinny crashes told that conflict was still raging beneath the bed; the tinker women screamed abuse and complaint; and suddenly the dachshund’s long yellow nose, streaming with blood, worked its way out of the folds.  His mistress snatched at his collar and dragged him forth, and at his heels followed an infuriated tom cat, which, with its tail as thick as a muff, went like a streak through the confusion, and was lost in the dark ruin of the chimney.

Mrs. Alexander stayed for no explanations:  she extricated herself from the tinker party, and, filled with a righteous wrath, went forth to look for her son.  From a plantation three fields away came the asphyxiated bleats of the horn and the desolate bawls of Patsey Crimmeen.  Mrs. Alexander decided that it was better for the present to leave the personnel of the Craffroe Hunt to their own devices.

It was but three days before these occurrences that Mr. Freddy Alexander had stood on the platform of the Craffroe Station, with a throbbing heart, and a very dirty paper in his hand containing a list of eighteen names, that ranged alphabetically from “Batchellor” to “Warior.”  At his elbow stood a small man with a large moustache, and the thinnest legs that were ever buttoned into gaiters, who was assuring him that to no other man in Ireland would he have sold those hounds at such a price; a statement that was probably unimpeachable.

“The only reason I’m parting them is I’m giving up me drag, and selling me stock, and going into partnership with a veterinary surgeon in Rugby.  You’ve some of the best blood in Ireland in those hounds.”

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