And it seemed as if a voice
(Sweeter far than by harp or by psaltery
Is breathed) called out, ’Oh, rats, rejoice!
The world is grown to one vast drysaltery!
So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon,
Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!’
And just as a bulky sugar-puncheon,
All ready staved, like a great sun shone
Glorious scarce an inch before me,
Just as methought it said, ’Come bore me!’—
I found the Weser rolling o’er me.”
VIII.
You should have heard the Hamelin people Ringing the bells till they rocked the steeple. “Go,” cried the Mayor, “and get long poles, Poke out the nests and block up the holes! Consult with carpenters and builders, And leave in our town not even a trace Of the rats!”—when suddenly, up the face Of the Piper perked in the market-place, With a—“First, if you please, my thousand guilders!”
IX.
A thousand guilders!
The Mayor looked blue;
So did the Corporation too.
For council dinners made rare
havoc
With Claret, Moselle, Vin-de-Grave,
Hock;
And half the money would replenish
Their cellar’s biggest
butt with Rhenish.
To pay this sum to a wandering
fellow
With a gypsy coat of red and
yellow!
“Beside,” quoth
the Mayor, with a knowing wink,
“Our business was done
at the river’s brink;
We saw with our eyes the vermin
sink,
And what’s dead can’t
come to life, I think.
So, friend, we’re not
the folks to shrink
From the duty of giving you
something for drink,
And a matter of money to put
into your poke;
But as for the guilders, what
we spoke
Of them, as you very well
know, was in joke.
Beside, our losses have made
us thrifty:
A thousand guilders!
Come, take fifty!”
X.
The Piper’s face fell,
and he cried,
“No trifling! I
can’t wait, beside!
I’ve promised to visit
by dinner-time
Bagdad, and accept the prime
Of the head-cook’s pottage,
all he’s rich in,
For having left, in the caliph’s
kitchen,
Of a nest of scorpions, no
survivor:
With him I proved no bargain-driver,
With you, don’t think
I’ll bate a stiver!
And folks who put me in a
passion
May find me pipe to another
fashion.”
XI.
“How?” cried the
Mayor, “d’ye think I’ll brook
Being worse treated than a
cook?
Insulted by a lazy ribald
With idle pipe and vesture
piebald?
You threaten us, fellow?
Do your worst,
Blow your pipe there till
you burst!”
XII.
Once more he stept into the
street,
And to his lips again
Laid his long pipe of smooth
straight cane;
And ere he blew three notes
(such sweet
Soft notes as yet musician’s


