Hamelin Town’s in Brunswick,
By famous Hanover city;
The river Weser, deep and
wide,
Washes its wall on the southern
side;
A pleasanter spot you never
spied;
But, when begins my ditty,
Almost five hundred years
ago,
To see the townsfolk suffer
so
From vermin, was a pity.
II.
Rats!
They fought the dogs and killed
the cats,
And bit the babies in their
cradles,
And ate the cheeses out of
the vats,
And licked the soup from the
cooks’ own ladles,
Split open the kegs of salted
sprats,
Made nests inside men’s
Sunday hats,
And even spoiled the women’s
chats
By drowning their speaking
With shrieking and squeaking
In fifty different sharps
and flats.
III.
At last the people in a body
To the Town Hall came flocking:
“’Tis clear,”
cried they, “our Mayor’s a noddy:
And as for our Corporation—shocking
To think we buy gowns lined
with ermine
For dolts that can’t
or won’t determine
What’s best to rid us
of our vermin!
You hope, because you’re
old and obese,
To find in the furry civic
robe ease!
Rouse up, Sirs! Give
your brains a racking
To find the remedy we’re
lacking,
Or, sure as fate, we’ll
send you packing!”
At this the Mayor and Corporation
Quaked with a mighty consternation.
IV.
An hour they sat in council,
At length the Mayor broke
silence:
“For a guilder I’d
my ermine gown sell,
I wish I were a mile hence!
It’s easy to bid one
rack one’s brain—
I’m sure my poor head
aches again,
I’ve scratched it so,
and all in vain.
Oh for a trap, a trap, a trap!”
Just as he said this, what
should hap
At the chamber door, but a
gentle tap!
“Bless us,” cried
the Mayor, “what’s that?”
(With the Corporation as he
sat
Looking little though wondrous
fat;
Nor brighter was his eye,
nor moister
Than a too-long-opened oyster,
Save when at noon his paunch
grew mutinous
For a plate of turtle green
and glutinous).
“Only a scraping of
shoes on the mat
Anything like the sound of
a rat
Makes my heart go pit-a-pat!”
V.
“Come in!” the
Mayor cried, looking bigger:
And in did come the strangest
figure!
His queer long coat from heel
to head
Was half of yellow and half
of red,
And he himself was tall and
thin,
With sharp blue eyes, each
like a pin,
And light loose hair, yet
swarthy skin
No tuft on cheek, nor beard
on chin,
But lips where smiles went
out and in;
There was no guessing his
kith and kin!
And nobody could enough admire
The tall man and his quaint
attire.
Quoth one: “It’s
as if my great-grandsire,
Starting up at the trump of
Doom’s tone,
Had walked this way from his
painted tombstone!”


