The Skipper and the Skipped eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 474 pages of information about The Skipper and the Skipped.

The Skipper and the Skipped eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 474 pages of information about The Skipper and the Skipped.

The skipper stood looking first at the mouth of the bridge and then at the sign above it that warned: 

    Three dollarsfine
    for driving Faster than A walk

“As I was jest sayin’,” he muttered, as the noise of the wheels died away, “I should like to see that man—­and I reckon as how I have.”

He sat down under the woodbine that wreathed the little porch and slowly filled his pipe, his gaze still on the bridge opening.  As he crooked his leg and dragged the match across the faded blue of his trousers he growled: 

“I dunno who he is, nor where he’s come from, nor where he’s goin’ to, nor when he expects to get back, but, as near as I can figger it, he owes me ten cents’ toll and three dollars’ fine-money, makin’ a total of three ten, to be charged and collected, as I understand it.”

When he had got his pipe to going, after some little gruntings, he pulled out a note-book and a stubby pencil and marked down the figures.  At the head of the page he scrawled: 

   “Old Hurrycain, Dr.”

“That name ’ll have to do till I git a better one,” he mused, and then stood up to receive toll from a farmer who drove slowly out from the bridge, his elbows on his knees, his horse walking slouchily.

“If it ain’t no great output to you, mister, to tell, do you happen to know who was the nub of that streak of wind and cuss-words that jest went past here?”

The farmer bored him strangely a moment with his little gimlet eyes, snorted out a laugh, clapped his reins, and started on.

“I heard ye was a joker!” he shouted back, his beard trailing over his shoulder as he turned his head.

“There ain’t no joke to this!” roared the skipper.  But the man kept on.

Another patron emerged from the bridge, digging from his trousers pocket.

“You spoke it, didn’t ye?” demanded the skipper.  “Chain lightnin’ on wheels.  Who is he?”

The man grinned amiably and appreciatively.

“Quite a hand to hector, ain’t ye, toll-keeper?  He was goin’ so fast I didn’t know him, neither.”  He drove on, though the Cap’n hobbled after him, shouting strong language, in which the parrots joined.

“You needn’t try to make me think that there ain’t nobody who don’t know the Kun’l,” was the retort the man flung over his shoulder.

“Nice and accommodatin’ class of paternage that’s passin’,” growled the Cap’n, kicking an inoffensive chair as he came back to his platform.  “They talk about him as though he was Lord Gull and ruler of the stars.  Jest as though a man that had sailed deep water all his days knowed all the old land-pirut’s ’round here!”

It was a pedestrian—­Old Man Jordan, bound to the village with a few pats of butter in a bucket—­that the skipper finally held up.

“Oh, sho!” said Old Man Jordan. “’Course ye know him.  Every one does.”

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