[Illustration:  “A GENEROUS TEAPOT.”

COLONEL WEDGWOOD.]

There are the makings of a great statesman in Sir JOHN REES.  Some apprehension having been expressed lest France should prohibit the importation of silk mourning crepe and so injure an old British industry, he was quick to suggest a remedy.  “Would it not be possible,” he asked in his most insinuating tones, “to have a deal between silk and champagne?” And the House, which is not yet entirely composed of “Pussyfeet,” gave him an approving cheer.

A certain General GOLOVIN having published statements reflecting on Mr. CHURCHILL’S conduct of the campaign in North Russia last year, that section of the House which is always ready to take the word of any foreigner as against that of any Englishman, particularly of any English Minister, at once assumed that the charges were correct.  The SECRETARY OF STATE FOR WAR was in his place, with the light of battle in his eye, ready to meet his enemies in the gate.  But by the time Mr. BONAR LAW had done with them there was not much left of the charges.  So far as the statements were true, he said, they merely repeated what was already familiar to the House.  Everybody knew that the Government was helping the anti-Bolshevik forces last year.  But the story that Mr. CHURCHILL had taken his orders from Admiral KOLTCHAK was both untrue and absurd.  He had simply carried out the policy of the Government, a policy which, though some hon.  Members did not seem to appreciate it, had now been altered.

Committee on the Finance Bill saw the annual assault on the tea duty.  “We are going to drop this duty directly we are in a position to do so,” said Commander KENWORTHY, with his eye on the Treasury Bench.  “Who are we?” shouted the Coalitionists; and it presently appeared that “we” did not include Sir DONALD MACLEAN, but did include Colonel WEDGWOOD, who, as becomes one of his name, was all for a generous tea-pot.

[Illustration:  LIEUT.-COMMANDER KENWORTHY GIVES AN INFERIOR IMITATION OF MR. CHARLES CHAPLIN.]

Undeterred by his failure over tea, Commander KENWORTHY next attacked the duty on films, complaining inter alia, “Mr. CHAPLIN is taxed twenty pounds for every thousand feet.”  Mr. CHAMBERLAIN defended the tax on general grounds, but wisely avoided Mr. CHAPLIN’S feet, over which it is notoriously easy to trip.

The debate on the beer duty shattered one more illusion.  It is an article of faith with the “Wee Frees” that Sir GEORGE YOUNGER is the power behind the scenes, and that Mr. LLOYD GEORGE is a mere marionette, who only exists to do his bidding.  Yet here was the autocrat confessing, qua brewer, that the latest addition to the beer duty was the biggest surprise of his life.

Tuesday, July 6th.—­The LORD CHANCELLOR’S request for leave of absence in order that he might attend the Spa Conference was granted.  Lord CREWE’S remark, that it was “a matter of regret that the Government had to depend upon the noble and learned lord for legal assistance,” might perhaps have been less ambiguously worded.  At any rate Lord BIRKENHEAD thought it necessary to allay any possible apprehensions by adding that he would be accompanied by the ATTORNEY-GENERAL.