“What’s the good of your going to church?” a man said to me once; “you only go to show off your gown and look about to see who has a new bonnet and who has not!  Now, when I go,” he went on in a superior way, “I don’t notice a single thing anyone has on!”

“No,” I answered quietly, “but you could tell me exactly how many pretty girls were amongst the congregation, and describe their features accurately!” And he not only forbore to deny the accusation, but admitted it with pride!  No girl, he assured me, with any pretence to good looks, ever escaped his notice.

Which was the worse, I wonder; he or I?  At least I did not glory in my misdeeds.

“Il faut souffrir pour etre belle;” and I have suffered sometimes.  How often I used to burn myself when I first began to curl my hair!  This is such an arduous task, too, with me, for my hair is, as my old nurse used to call it, “like a yard o’ pumpwater” (I never went to her when I wanted a compliment).  It certainly is straight, and I find it a matter of great difficulty to give it the appearance of natural curls.  But “practice makes perfect,” they say, so I still persevere, hoping that it may come right some day.  I have to be so careful in damp and rainy weather.  It is such a shock to look at yourself after a day’s outing, to find your “fringe” hanging in straight lines all down your forehead, an arrangement that is so particularly unbecoming.  You begin to wonder at what time during the day it commenced to unbend, and if you have had that melancholy, damp appearance many hours.  Perhaps it is as well that you did not know before, for it could not have been rectified; you cannot bring a pair of tongs and a spirit-lamp out of your pocket and begin operations in public!  Still it is exceedingly aggravating if you think you have been making an impression, and you return home to confront such a dejected-looking spectacle as you find in your mirror.

I am wandering again.  Let me get back to my subject—­Dress.  To insure a good fit you must have your gown so tight that it is impossible to raise your arms.  You are obliged to walk about stiffly, with all the appearance of a trussed fowl.  If you wish to put on your hat you must first unbutton your bodice!  It is particularly awkward, too, in Church:  you scarcely have the power to hold your book at seeing distance.  But what do such trifles matter?  You look as if you had been melted and poured into your gown.  What are a few discomforts, more or less, when you have procured an effect such as that?

I always like to look as tall as possible.  Five feet four is not a very great height; so, to give the appearance of another inch I have my skirts made as long as possible; that is to say, they just don’t sweep the pavement, and that is all.  But, oh! the trouble of that extra inch!  Unfortunately I have no carriage, my present pecuniary condition does not permit me the luxury of hansoms, and I always