to be one of the masters of requests, and faculty
office, and also got by gifts at court 3000 l.
This is a poor reflexion upon him, and indeed rather
raises, than detracts from his reputation, for a man
certainly must have merit, who can rise without the
advantage of fortune or birth, whereas these often
procure a fool preferment, and make him eminent, who
might otherwise have lived and died in obscurity.
It is said of Birkenhead, that when an unmannerly
Member of Parliament, in opposing him, took occasion
to say, that he was surprized to hear an alehouse-keeper’s
son talk so confidently in the House, he coolly replied,
I am an alehouse-keeper’s son, I own it, and
am not ashamed of it, but had the gentleman, who upbraided
me with my birth, been thus descended, in all probability
he would have been of the same profession himself;
a reply at once, sensible and witty. Mr. Wood,
however, seems to be of opinion, that he was too much
given to bantering, and that if he had thrown less
of the buffoon or mimic into his conversation, his
wit would have been very agreeable. He is charged
by Wood with a higher failing, which ought indeed rather
to be construed one of the blackest crimes, that is,
ingratitude to those who assisted him in distress,
whom, says he, he afterwards slighted. This is
a heavy charge, and, if true, not a little diminishes
his reputation, but methinks some apology may even
be made for his slighting those who assisted him in
distress; we find they were such persons as could
never challenge esteem, young men in love, for whom
he wrote sonnets, and for whom he might have no friendship;
it often happens, that men of parts are so unhappy
as to be obliged to such people, with whom, were their
situation otherwise, it would be beneath them to associate;
and it is no wonder when prosperity returns, that
they, in some measure, forget obligations they owed
to those of a rank so much inferior: and something
must be allowed to that pride, which a superior understanding
naturally inspires.
Our author’s works are
Mercurius Aulicus. Communicating the Intelligence,
and the Affairs of the Court at Oxford to the rest
of the Kingdom, the first of these was published on
the 1st of January, 1642, and were carried on till
about the end of 1645, after which time they were
published but now and then. They were printed
weekly in one sheet, and sometimes in more, in 4to,
and contain, says Wood, a great deal of wit and buffoonery.
News from Pembroke and Montgomery, or Oxford Manchestered,
&c. printed in 1648 in one sheet 4to. It is a
feigned speech, as spoken by Philip, earl of Pembroke,
in the Convocation House at Oxford, April 12, 1648,
when he came to visit, and undo the University, as
Edward, Earl of Manchester had done that of Cambridge,
while he was Chancellor thereof. It is exceeding
waggish, and much imitating his Lordship’s way
of speaking.
Paul’s Church-yard; Libri Theologici, Politici,
Historici, mundinis Paulinis (una cum Templo) prostant
venales, &c. printed in three several sheets in 4to.
Anno 1649. These Pamphlets contain feigned Titles
of Books, and Acts of Parliaments, and several Questions,
all reflecting on the Reformers, and Men in those
times.