A Book of Scoundrels eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 200 pages of information about A Book of Scoundrels.

A Book of Scoundrels eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 200 pages of information about A Book of Scoundrels.

She was born in the Barbican at the heyday of England’s greatness, four years after the glorious defeat of the Armada, and had to her father an honest shoemaker.  She came into the world (saith rumour) with her fist doubled, and even in the cradle gave proof of a boyish, boisterous disposition.  Her girlhood, if the word be not an affront to her mannish character, was as tempestuous as a wind-blown petticoat.  A very ’tomrig and rump-scuttle,’ she knew only the sports of boys:  her war-like spirit counted no excuse too slight for a battle; and so valiant a lad was she of her hands, so well skilled in cudgel-play, that none ever wrested a victory from fighting Moll.  While other girls were content to hem a kerchief or mark a sampler, Moll would escape to the Bear Garden, and there enjoy the sport of baiting, whose loyal patron she remained unto the end.  That which most bitterly affronted her was the magpie talk of the wenches.  ‘Why,’ she would ask in a fury of indignation, ’why crouch over the fire with a pack of gossips, when the highway invites you to romance?  Why finger a distaff, when a quarterstaff comes more aptly to your hand?’

And thus she grew in age and stature, a stranger to the soft delights of her sex, her heart still deaf to the trivial voice of love.  Had not a wayward accident cumbered her with a kirtle, she would have sought death or glory in the wars; she would have gone with Colonel Downe’s men upon the road; she would have sailed to the Spanish Main for pieces of eight.  But the tyranny of womanhood was as yet supreme, and the honest shoemaker, ignorant of his daughter’s talent, bade her take service at a respectable saddler’s, and thus suppress the frowardness of her passion.  Her rebellion was instant.  Never would she abandon the sword and the wrestling-booth for the harmless bodkin and the hearthstone of domesticity.  Being absolute in refusal, she was kidnapped by her friends and sent on board a ship, bound for Virginia and slavery.  There, in the dearth of womankind, even so sturdy a wench as Moll might have found a husband; but the enterprise was little to her taste, and, always resourceful, she escaped from shipboard before the captain had weighed his anchor.

Henceforth she resolved her life should be free and chainless as the winds.  Never more should needle and thread tempt her to a womanish inactivity.  As Hercules, whose counterpart she was, changed his club for the distaff of Omphale, so would she put off the wimple and bodice of her sex for jerkin and galligaskins.  If she could not allure manhood, then would she brave it.  And though she might not cross swords with her country’s foes, at least she might levy tribute upon the unjustly rich, and confront an enemy wherever there was a full pocket.

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