CHRISTOPHER. Lizzie says so!
LIZZIE. I never!
TOOTS, CHRISTOPHER, and PHILIP. Yes, you did! You did too! You did too!
LIZZIE. [To GEORGIANA.] I never did, miss!
PHILIP. Yes you did, you did too!
GEORGIANA. I hope you didn’t, Lizzie. You may leave the children with me now.
LIZZIE. Yes, ma’am.
[LIZZIE, MOLES, and FOOTMAN go out at Right, each taking some plates, etc.
GEORGIANA. [To COAST.] I hope you don’t mind.
COAST. Of course I don’t. It’s true as far as I’m concerned.
GEORGIANA. [Laughing.] It’s not!
COAST. Listen, will you bet?
GEORGIANA. [Laughing.] Not before the children!
PHILIP. Come on, let’s cut the cake!
GEORGIANA. Blow out the candles!
[All the children blow out the candles and then get down from the table.
COAST. And here’s my contribution to the party.
[Brings out six big German mottoes from his pocket, and goes to table with them.
GEORGIANA. [In pretended excitement.] What? Mottoes!
ALL THE CHILDREN. [In delighted chorus.] Oh, mottoes!
PHILIP. Are those the silver mines?
COAST. No! Why?
[Laughing and handing the mottoes around, while GEORGIANA cuts the cake.
PHILIP. I heard grandma say the other day, you had pockets full of silver mines.
GEORGIANA. The cake’s ready!
[All take a piece of cake. The children line up and down Centre from Right to Left: ELAINE, TOOTS, PHILIP, CHRISTOPHER.
COAST. Your motto!
[Handing one to GEORGIANA.
GEORGIANA. One for me too! Oh, thank you!
COAST. Certainly, because I want a bit of cake. I’m after that ring.
[Goes up back of table for cake.
GEORGIANA. Don’t anybody swallow the ring.
[All eat the cake and now speak with their mouths full.
CHRISTOPHER. I haven’t got it yet, Auntie.
ELAINE. Nor I.
GEORGIANA. Don’t talk. Everybody eat till some one gets it!
TOOTS. [Crying.] I can’t eat my cake! I can’t eat my cake!
GEORGIANA. Why not, dear?
TOOTS. ’Cause I haven’t got no place! I haven’t got no place to put it!
[Crying.
PHILIP. He’s full up!
GEORGIANA. Never mind, Toots, dear, you shall have a piece for supper.
TOOTS. Will I have room then?
CHRISTOPHER. [A sudden loud and frightened cry.] Oh! Oh!
ALL. What’s the matter?
[All gather around CHRISTOPHER.
GEORGIANA. [Frightened.] What is it, Chris?
CHRISTOPHER. [Screaming.] Oh!
GEORGIANA. What is it, dear?


