What a day it is!  How warm!  An hour ago he had delivered a brilliant lecture on the everlasting Mammoth (a fresh specimen just arrived from Siberia), and is now paying the penalty of greatness.  He had done well—­he knew that—­he had been interesting, that surest road to public favor—­he had been applauded to the echo; and now, worn-out, tired in mind and body, he is living over again his honest joy in his success.

In this life, however, it is not given us to be happy for long.  A knock at the professor’s door brings him back to the present, and the knowledge that the landlady—­a stout, somewhat erratic person of fifty—­is standing on his threshold, a letter in her hand.

“For you, me dear,” says she, very kindly, handing the letter to the professor.

She is perhaps the one person of his acquaintance who has been able to see through the professor’s gravity and find him young.

“Thank you,” says he.  He takes the letter indifferently, opens it languidly, and——­ Well, there isn’t much languor after the perusal of it.

The professor sits up; literally this time slang is unknown to him; and re-reads it. That girl has come! There can’t be any doubt of it.  He had almost forgotten her existence during these past tranquil months, when no word or hint about her reached him, but now, here she is at last, descending upon him like a whirlwind.

A line in a stiff, uncompromising hand apprises the professor of the unwelcome fact.  The “line” is signed by “Jane Majendie,” therefore there can be no doubt of the genuineness of the news contained in it.  Yes! that girl has come!

The professor never swears, or he might now perhaps have given way to reprehensible words.

Instead of that, he pulls himself together, and determines on immediate action.  To call upon this ward of his is a thing that must be done sooner of later, then why not sooner?  Why not at once?  The more unpleasant the duty, the more necessity to get it off one’s mind without delay.

He pulls the bell.  The landlady appears again.

“I must go out,” says the professor, staring a little helplessly at her.

“An’ a good thing too,” says she.  “A saint’s day ye might call it, wid the sun.  An’ where to, sir, dear?  Not to thim rascally sthudents, I do thrust?”

“No, Mrs. Mulcahy.  I—­I am going to see a young lady,” says the professor simply.

“The divil!” says Mrs. Mulcahy with a beaming smile.  “Faix, that’s a turn the right way anyhow.  But have ye thought o’ yer clothes, me dear?”

“Clothes?” repeats the professor vaguely.

“Arrah, wait,” says she, and runs away lightly, in spite of her fifty years and her too, too solid flesh, and presently returns with the professor’s best coat and a clothes brush that, from its appearance, might reasonably be supposed to have been left behind by Noah when he stepped out of the Ark.  With this latter (having put the coat on him) she proceeds to belabor the professor with great spirit, and presently sends him forth shining—­if not internally, at all events externally.