do, this I would not do, under all kinds of circumstances,—and
talking (thinking) in this style to myself,
and beginning, however tremblingly, in spite of conviction,
to write in this style for myself—on
the top of the desk which contains my ‘Songs
of the Poets—NO. I M.P.’, I
wrote,—what you now forgive, I know!
Because I am, from my heart, sorry that by a foolish
fit of inconsideration I should have given pain for
a minute to you, towards whom, on every account, I
would rather soften and ‘sleeken every word
as to a bird’ ... (and, not such a bird as my
black self that go screeching about the world for ’dead
horse’—corvus (picus)—mirandola!)
I, too, who have been at such pains to acquire the
reputation I enjoy in the world,—(ask Mr.
Kenyon,) and who dine, and wine, and dance and enhance
the company’s pleasure till they make me ill
and I keep house, as of late: Mr. Kenyon, (for
I only quote where you may verify if you please) he
says my common sense strikes him, and its contrast
with my muddy metaphysical poetry! And so it
shall strike you—for though I am glad that,
since you did misunderstand me, you said so,
and have given me an opportunity of doing by another
way what I wished to do in that,—yet,
if you had not alluded to my writing, as I meant
you should not, you would have certainly understood
something of its drift when you found me next
Tuesday precisely the same quiet (no, for I feel I
speak too loudly, in spite of your kind disclaimer,
but—) the same mild man-about-town you
were gracious to, the other morning—for,
indeed, my own way of worldly life is marked out long
ago, as precisely as yours can be, and I am set going
with a hand, winker-wise, on each side of my head,
and a directing finger before my eyes, to say nothing
of an instinctive dread I have that a certain whip-lash
is vibrating somewhere in the neighbourhood in playful
readiness! So ‘I hope here be proofs,’
Dogberry’s satisfaction that, first, I am but
a very poor creature compared to you and entitled by
my wants to look up to you,—all I meant
to say from the first of the first—and
that, next, I shall be too much punished if, for this
piece of mere inconsideration, you deprive me, more
or less, or sooner or later, of the pleasure of seeing
you,—a little over boisterous gratitude
for which, perhaps, caused all the mischief! The
reasons you give for deferring my visits next week
are too cogent for me to dispute—that is
too true—and, being now and henceforward
’on my good behaviour,’ I will at once
cheerfully submit to them, if needs must—but
should your mere kindness and forethought, as I half
suspect, have induced you to take such a step, you
will now smile with me, at this new and very unnecessary
addition to the ‘fears of me’ I have got
so triumphantly over in your case! Wise man, was
I not, to clench my first favourable impression so
adroitly ... like a recent Cambridge worthy, my sister
heard of; who, being on his theological (or rather,


