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[Illustration:  SQUEEZED IN AND SQUEEZED OUT.

REGRETTABLE RESULT OF OVER-PRESSURE ON THE UNDERGROUND.]

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“Miss ——­, the well-known lady golfer, was married yesterday.  Several well-known golfers formed a guard of honour, and made an arch of golf clubs for the bridal couple to pass under.  The bride and bridegroom were pelted with wooden golf balls.”—­Provincial Paper.

Rubber-cores might have been less painful, but were perhaps too expensive.