“Teufel!  Bonker vill make a fool of me,” he muttered, and hastily bursting from the circle of spectators, hurried towards the Count, who appeared to be busied in keeping the curious away from the Chieftain’s hammer.

“Bonker, vat means zis?” he demanded.

“Your hammer,” smiled the Count.

“A hammer zat takes tree men——­”

“Hush!” whispered the Count.  “They are only holding it down!”

The Baron laid his hand upon the round enormous head, and started.

“It is not iron!” he gasped.  “It is of rubber.”

“Filled with hydrogen,” breathed the Count in his ear.  “Just swing it once and let go—­and, I say, mind it doesn’t carry you away with it.”

The chief bared his arms and seized the handle; his three clansmen let go; and then, with what seemed to the breathless spectators to be a merely trifling effort of strength, he dismissed the projectile upon the most astounding journey ever seen even in that land of brawny hammer-hurlers.  Up, up, up it soared, over the trees; high above the topmost turret of the castle, and still on and on and ever upwards till it became a mere speck in the zenith, and at last faded utterly from sight.

Then, and not till then, did the pent-up applause break out into such a roar of cheering as Hechnahoul had never heard before in all its long history.

“Eighty-five pounds of pig-iron gone straight to heaven!” gasped the Silver King.  “Guess that beats all records!”

“America must wake up!” frowned Ri.

Meanwhile the Baron, after bowing in turn towards all points of the compass, turned confidentially to his friend.

“Vill not ze men that carried it——?”

“I’ve told ’em you’d give ’em a couple of sovereigns apiece.”

The Baron came from an economical nation.

“Two to each!”

“My dear fellow, wasn’t it worth it?”

The Baron grasped his hand.

“Ja, mine Bonker, it vas!  I vill pay zem.”

Radiant and smiling, he returned to receive the congratulations of his guests, dreaming that his triumph was complete, and that nothing more arduous remained than pleasant dalliance alternately with his Eleanor and his Eva.  But he speedily discovered that hurling an inflated hammer heavenwards was child’s play as compared with the simultaneous negotiation of a double wooing.  The first person to address him was the millionaire, and he could not but feel a shiver of apprehension to note that he was evidently in the midst of a conversation with Mr. Gallosh.

“I must congratulate you, Lord Tulliwuddle,” said Mr. Maddison, “and I must further congratulate my daughter upon the almost miraculous feat you have performed for her benefit.  You know, I dare say” —­here he turned to Mr. Gallosh—­“that this very delightful entertainment was given primarily in my Eleanor’s honor?”

“Whut!” exclaimed the merchant.  “That’s—­eh—­ that’s scarcely the fac’s as we’ve learned them.  But his lordship will be able to tell you best himself.”