English Satires eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 376 pages of information about English Satires.

English Satires eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 376 pages of information about English Satires.

  Your Chablis is acid, away with the hock,
  Give me the pure juice of the purple Medoc;
  St. Peray is exquisite; but, if you please,
  Some Burgundy just before tasting the cheese. 
      So pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So pleasant it is to have money.

  As for that, pass the bottle, and hang the expense—­
  I’ve seen it observed by a writer of sense,
  That the labouring classes could scarce live a day,
  If people like us didn’t eat, drink, and pay. 
      So useful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So useful it is to have money.

  One ought to be grateful, I quite apprehend,
  Having dinner and supper and plenty to spend,
  And so suppose now, while the things go away,
  By way of a grace we all stand up and say
      How pleasant it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      How pleasant it is to have money.

  PARVENANT.

  I cannot but ask, in the park and the streets,
  When I look at the number of persons one meets,
  Whate’er in the world the poor devils can do
  Whose fathers and mothers can’t give them a sous
      So needful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So needful it is to have money.

  I ride, and I drive, and I care not a d—­n,
  The people look up and they ask who I am;
  And if I should chance to run over a cad,
  I can pay for the damage, if ever so bad. 
      So useful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So useful it is to have money.

  It was but this winter I came up to town,
  And already I’m gaining a sort of renown;
  Find my way to good houses without much ado,
  Am beginning to see the nobility too. 
      So useful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So useful it is to have money.

  O dear what a pity they ever should lose it,
  Since they are the people who know how to use it;
  So easy, so stately, such manners, such dinners;
  And yet, after all, it is we are the winners. 
      So needful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So needful it is to have money.

  It is all very well to be handsome and tall,
  Which certainly makes you look well at a ball,
  It’s all very well to be clever and witty. 
  But if you are poor, why it’s only a pity. 
      So needful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So needful it is to have money.

  There’s something undoubtedly in a fine air,
  To know how to smile and be able to stare,
  High breeding is something, but well bred or not,
  In the end the one question is, what have you got? 
      So needful it is to have money, heigh-ho! 
      So needful it is to have money.

  And the angels in pink and the angels in blue,
  In muslins and moires so lovely and new,
  What is it they want, and so wish you to guess,
  But if you have money, the answer is yes. 
      So needful, they tell you, is money, heigh-ho! 
      So needful it is to have money.

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
English Satires from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.