Brothers of Pity and Other Tales of Beasts and Men eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 182 pages of information about Brothers of Pity and Other Tales of Beasts and Men.

Brothers of Pity and Other Tales of Beasts and Men eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 182 pages of information about Brothers of Pity and Other Tales of Beasts and Men.

“Clergyfolk, my daughter, with a tediousness of jaw which makes them as oppressive to listen long to as houses is to rest long in, has their good points like other persons; they shows kindness to those who are in trouble, and they spends their money very freely on the poor.  This is well known, even by those who has no liking for parsons, and I have more than once observed that persons who goes straight to the public-house when they has money in their pockets, goes straight to the parson when their pockets is empty.

“It is also well known, my daughter, that when the clergyman collects money after speaking in his church, he doesn’t take it for his own use, as is the custom with other people, such as Punch and Judy men, or singers, or fortune tellers; at the same time he is as pleased with a good collection as if it were for his own use; and if some rich person contributes a sovereign for the sick and poor, it is to him as it would be to you, my daughter, if your hand was crossed with gold by some noble gentleman who had been crossed in love.

“I explain this, my dear, that you may understand how it was that I had planned to pay back the clergy people’s ten pounds in church, which would be as good as paying it into their hands, with the advantage of secrecy for myself.  On the Saturday I drives into the little market in a donkey-cart with greens, and on Sunday morning I goes to church in a very respectable disguisement, and the sexton puts me in a pew with some women of infirm mind in workhouse dresses, for which, my daughter, I had much to do to restrain myself from knocking him down.  But I does; and I behaves myself through the service with the utmost care, following the movements of the genteeler portion of the company, those in the pew with me having no manners at all; one of them standing most of the time and giggling over the pew-back, and another sitting in the corner and weeping into her lap.

“But with the exception of getting up and sitting down, and holding a book open as near to the middle as I could guess, I pays little attention, my daughter, for all my thoughts is taken up with waiting for the collection to begin, and with trying to keep my eyes from the clergywoman’s face, which I can see quite clearly, though she is at some distance from me.”

“Did she look very wild, Mother, as if she felt beside herself?”

“She looked very bad, my daughter, and grey, which was not with age.  I tells you that I tried not to look at her; and by and by the collection begins.

“It seems hours to me, my daughter, whilst the money is chinking and the clergyman is speaking, and the ten pieces of gold is getting so hot in my hands, I fancies they burns me, and still not one of the collecting-men comes near our pew.

“At last, one by one, they begins to go past me and go up to the clergyman who is waiting for them at the upper end, and then I perceives that they regards us as too poor to pay our way like the rest, and that the plates will never be put into our pew at all.  So when the last but one is going past me, I puts out my hand to beckon him, and the woman that is standing by me bursts out laughing, and the other cries worse than ever, and the collecting-man says, ‘Hush! hush!’ and goes past and takes the plate with him.

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