The Pursuit of the House-Boat eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 126 pages of information about The Pursuit of the House-Boat.

The Pursuit of the House-Boat eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 126 pages of information about The Pursuit of the House-Boat.

“Canned food from wrecks,” replied the Baron, feeling much easier now that he had got a fair start—­“canned food from wrecks, commander.  There is a magnetic property in the upper stratum of this piece of derelict real estate, sir, which attracts to it every bit of canned substance that is lost overboard in all parts of the world.  A ship is wrecked, say, in the Pacific Ocean, and ultimately all the loose metal upon her will succumb to the irresistible attraction of this magnetic upper stratum, and will find its way to its shores.  So in any other part of the earth.  Everything metallic turns up here sooner or later; and when you consider that thousands of vessels go down every year, vessels which are provisioned with tinned foods only, you will begin to comprehend how many millions of pounds of preserved salmon, sardines, pate de foie gras, peaches, and so on, can be found strewn along its coast.”

“Munchausen,” said Holmes, smiling, “by the blush upon your cheek, coupled with an occasional uneasy glance of the eye, I know that for once you are standing upon the, to you, unfamiliar ground of truth, and I admire you for it.  There is nothing to be ashamed of in telling the truth occasionally.  You are a man after my own heart.  Come below and have a cocktail.  Captain Cook, take command of the Gehenna during my absence; head her straight for Holmes Island, and when you discover anything new let me know.  Bonaparte, in honor of Munchausen’s remarkable genius I proclaim general amnesty to our prisoners, and you may release Blackstone from his dilemma; and if you have any tin soldiers among your marines, see that they are lashed to the rigging.  I don’t want this electric island of the Baron’s to get a grip upon my military force at this juncture.”

With this Holmes, followed by Munchausen, went below, and the two worthies were soon deep in the mysteries of a phantom cocktail, while Doctor Johnson and De Foe gazed mournfully out over the ocean at the floating island.

“De Foe,” said Johnson, “that ought to be a lesson to you.  This realism that you tie up to is all right when you are alone with your conscience; but when there are great things afoot, an imagination and a broad view as to the limitations of truth aren’t at all bad.  You or I might now be drinking that cocktail with Holmes if we’d only risen to the opportunity the way Munchausen did.”

[Illustration:  “‘THAT OUGHT TO BE A LESSON TO YOU’”]

“That is true,” said De Foe, sadly.  “But I didn’t suppose he wanted that kind of information.  I could have spun a better yarn than that of Munchausen’s with my eyes shut.  I supposed he wanted truth, and I gave it.”

“I’d like to know what has become of the House-boat,” said Raleigh, anxiously gazing through the glass at the island.  “I can see old Henry Morgan sitting down there on the rocks with his elbows on his knees and his chin in his hands, and Kidd and Abeuchapeta are standing back of him, yelling like mad, but there isn’t a boat in sight.”

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