The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

“Keep your hand out o’ the jam, Joe!”

And Joe was later rendered speechless, hard-breathing, and indignant, by the Old Un turning to Mrs. Trapes with the shrill warning: 

“Ma’am, Joe’s ’ad two ‘elpin’s o’ cake an’ got ’is ’orrid eye on what remains!”

Nevertheless, the meal was in all ways a success, and Ravenslee was reaching for his pipe when Mrs. Trapes, summoned to the front door by a feverish knocking, presently came back followed by Tony, whose bright eyes looked wider than usual as he saluted the company.

“Hey, Geoff, me tell-a you piece-a da-noos!” he cried excitedly, “big-a piece-a da-noos.  Da cops go-a pinch-a Bud-a M’Ginn’!”

“Bud?  Bud?” stammered the Spider.  “Have they pinched Bud?  Is this the straight goods, Tony?”

“Sure—­they gott-a heem this-a morn in Jersey City—­’n’ say, he think-a eet a frame-up—­he theenk-a Geoff set-a de cops for-a take heem.”

“The hell he does!” exclaimed the Spider, starting to his feet.

“So he send-a da word to Soapy,” continued Tony, his eyes rolling, “an’ now all-a da gang’s out layin’ for-a Geoff.  So when Geoff go-a out on da street—­bingo!  Dey snuff hees light out—­”

“Not much they won’t!” said the Spider, buttoning up his coat and turning to the door.  “I’ll mighty soon fix this, I guess.”

“Do you think you can, Spider?” enquired Ravenslee.  “If you’re going to have any trouble, don’t bother about—­”

“Bo,” said the Spider, squaring his big jaw, “get onto this:  here’s where I chip in with ye; from now on we’re in this game together, an’ I ain’t a guy as’ll lay down his hand till I’m called—­an’ called good, see?  You said it was goin’ t’ be a man’s work—­by Jiminy Christmas, it looks like you’re right; anyway, I stand in with you, that’s sure—­put it there, bo!”

“But,” said Ravenslee, as their hands gripped, “I don’t want you to take any chances on my account, or run any—­”

“Fudge, bo, fudge!  I ain’t takin’ no chances—­”

“Well, I’m coming along to see you don’t!” said Ravenslee, reaching for his hat.

“Not on your life, bo; you’d queer th’ whole show.  Y’ see, they’re a tough crowd an’ apt t’ act a bit hasty now an’ then; ’sides, they might think you’re heeled, and they know I don’t never carry a gun—­they all know me—­”

“Still, I’m coming, Spider—­”

“Y’ can’t, bo; Mrs. Trapes ain’t goin’ t’ let ye—­look at her!”

“You never spoke a truer word since you drawed the vital air, Spider Connolly!” nodded Mrs. Trapes, hands on hips and elbows at the “engage.”  “If Mr. Geoffrey stirs out this day, he’s jest gotter trample over my mangled remains, that’s all!”

Heeding the glitter in her eye and noting the inexorable jut of her elbows, Ravenslee sat down and went on filling his pipe.

“Y’ see, bo, I know as it wasn’t you as give Bud away, an’ the boys’ll listen t’ my say-so—­you bet they will.  So here’s where I ooze away.  S’ long, all!”

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