The child which cries for bread is a menace to the state.

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Infamy may rise to such a height as to become famous.

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More women have been killed by innuendo than by hard work.

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To the small boy a circus is more alluring than the Psalms of Solomon.

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Eternity is an endless chain whose links are youth, old age and decay.

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The shark turns on his back to devour his prey—­the hypocrite prays that he may devour.

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The money lender should provide himself with an asbestos overcoat when he leaves this world.

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Every girl in store or office means a man without employment.  Every man without employment is a man incapable of supporting a wife.  Do you see the inevitable result?

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Laughter is the doctor’s deadliest enemy.

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Praise is the cheapest coin but more potent than gold.

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If all men were brothers nations would cease to exist.

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Years are required to make a brutal man—­hours, a woman.

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We praise God for our victories.  What does the other fellow do?

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Patriotism is but another name for, ’love yourself and hate your neighbors.’

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If churches were made as attractive as gin palaces, the former, not the latter, would be open six days in the week.

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When you get there, you will find that Eternal Justice is not built on the departmental store system.  Some pale-faced girl will offer the evidence.

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Once Pity and Charity perched on every cloistered gate and cried, ‘welcome.’  Now they only venture forth on public occasions, when they will be seen of all men.

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The cat’s serenade gives tone to the back yard.

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Mental problem.  Suicide or side-tracked.  Which?

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The laugh of a child is sweeter to God than a forty minute prayer.

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The Klondike is as alluring as a pretty woman and equally as freakish.

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The greatness of the Yukon is only surpassed by the greatness of its liars.

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