The schoolmaster shook his head in his own miserable manner; but, alas! he soon perceived that the tailor was as great an adept at shaking the head as himself.  Nay, he saw that there was a calamitous refinement—­a delicacy of shake in the tailor’s vibrations, which gave to his own nod a very commonplace character.

The next day the tailor took in his clothes; and from time to time continued to adjust them to the dimensions of his shrinking person.  The schoolmaster and he, whenever they could steal a moment, met and sympathized together.  Mr. O’Connor, however, bore up somewhat better than Neal.  The latter was subdued in heart and in spirit; thoroughly, completely, and intensely vanquished.  His features became sharpened by misery, for a termagant wife is the whetstone on which all the calamities of a hen-pecked husband are painted by the devil.  He no longer strutted as he was wont to do; he no longer carried a cudgel as if he wished to wage a universal battle with mankind.  He was now a married man.—­Sneakingiy, and with a cowardly crawl did he creep along as if every step brought him nearer to the gallows.  The schoolmaster’s march of misery was far slower than Neal’s:  the latter distanced him.  Before three years passed, he had shrunk up so much, that he could not walk abroad of a windy day without carrying weights in his pockets to keep him firm on the earth, which he once trod with the step of a giant.  He again sought the schoolmaster, with whom indeed he associated as much as possible.  Here he felt certain of receiving sympathy; nor was he disappointed.  That worthy, but miserable, man and Neal, often retired beyond the hearing of their respective wives, and supported each other by every argument in their power.  Often have they been heard, in the dusk of evening, singing behind a remote hedge that melancholy ditty, “Let us both be unhappy together;” which rose upon the twilight breeze with a cautious quaver of sorrow truly heart-rending and lugubrious.

“Neal,” said Mr. O’Connor, on one of those occasions, “here is a book which I recommend to your perusal; it is called ’The Afflicted Man’s Companion;’ try if you cannot glean some consolation out of it.”

“Faith,” said Neal, “I’m forever oblaged to you, but I don’t want it.  I’ve had ‘The Afflicted Man’s Companion’ too long, and divil an atom of consolation I can get out of it.  I have one o’ them I tell you; but, be me sowl, I’ll not undhertake a pair o’ them.  The very name’s enough for me.”  They then separated.

The tailor’s vis vitae must have been powerful, or he would have died.  In two years more his friends could not distinguish him from his own shadow; a circumstance which was of great inconvenience to him.  Several grasped at the hand of the shadow instead of his; and one man was near, paying it five and sixpence for making a pair of smallclothes.  Neal, it is true, undeceived him with some trouble; but candidly admitted that he was not able to carry