“But where’s the use in saying much more about it?—­things couldn’t stand—­they were terribly in arrears; but the landlord was a good kind of man, and, for the sake of the poor childher, didn’t wish to turn them on the wide world, without house or shelter, bit or sup.  Larry, too, had been, and still was, so ready to do difficult and nice jobs for him, and would resave no payment, that he couldn’t think of taking his only cow from him or prevent him from raising a bit of oats’ or a plat of potatoes, every year, out of the farm.—­The farm itself was all run to waste by this time, and had a miserable look about it—­sometimes you might see a piece of a field that had been ploughed, all overgrown with grass, because it had never been sowed or set with anything.  The slaps were all broken down, or had only a piece of an ould beam, a thorn bush, or crazy car lying acrass, to keep the cattle out of them.  His bit of corn was all eat away and cropped here and there by the cows, and his potatoes rooted up by the pigs.—­The garden, indeed, had a few cabbages, and a ridge of early potatoes, but these were so choked with burtlocks and nettles, that you could hardly see them.

“I tould you before that they led the divil’s life, and that was nothing but God’s truth; and according as they got into greater poverty it was worse.  A day couldn’t pass without a fight; if they’d be at their breakfust, maybe he’d make a potato hop off her skull, and she’d give him the contents of her noggin of buttermilk about the eyes; then he’d flake her, and the childher would be in an uproar, crying out, ’Oh, daddy, daddy, don’t kill my mammy!’ When this would be over, he’d go off with himself to do something for the Squire, and would sing and laugh so pleasant, that you’d think he was the best-tempered man alive; and so he was, until neglecting his business, and minding dances, and fairs, and drink, destroyed him.

“It’s the maxim of the world, that when a man is down, down with him; but when a man goes down through his own fault, he finds very little mercy from any one.  Larry might go to fifty fairs before he’d meet any one now to thrate him; instead of that, when he’d make up to them, they’d turn away, or give him the cowld shoulder.  But that wouldn’t satisfy him:  for if he went to buy a slip of a pig, or a pair of brogues, and met an ould acquaintance that had got well to do in the world, he should bring him in, and give him a dram, merely to let the other see that he was still able to do it; then, when they’d sit down, one dram would bring on another from Larry, till the price of the pig or the brogues would be spint, and he’d go home again as he came, sure to have another battle with Sally.

“In this way things went on, when one day that Larry was preparing to sell some oats a son of Nicholas Roe Sheridan’s of the Broad bog came in to him.  ‘Good-morrow,’ says he.  ‘Good-morrow, kindly, Art,’ says Larry—­’how are you, ma bou-chal?’