came to a place called Tulnavert, now the property
of John Birney, Esq., of Lisburn, to whom I had the
pleasure of dedicating the two first volumes of my
“Traits and Stories.” This tyrannical
blockhead, whose name I do not choose to mention,
instead of being allowed to teach classics, ought to
have been put into a strait-waistcoat or the stocks,
and either whipped once in every twenty-four hours,
or kept in a madhouse until the day of his death.
He had been a student in Maynooth, where he became
deranged, and was, of course, sent home to his friends,
with whom he recovered sufficiently to become cruel
and hypocritical, to an extent which I have never
yet seen equalled. Whenever the son of a rich
man committed an offence, he would grind his teeth
and growl like a tiger, but in no single instance
had he the moral courage or sense of justice to correct
him. On the contrary, he uniformly “nursed
his wrath to keep it warm,” until the son of
a poor man transgressed, and on his unfortunate body
he was sure to wreak signal vengeance for the stupidity
or misconduct of the wealthy blockhead. This
was his system, and my readers may form some opinion
of the low ebb at which knowledge and moral feeling
were at the time, when I assure them, that not one
of the humbler boys durst make a complaint against
the scoundrel at home, unless under the certainty of
being well flogged for their pains. A hedge-schoolmaster
was then held in such respect and veneration, that
no matter how cruel or profligate he might be, his
person and character, unless in some extraordinary
case of cruelty, resulting in death or mutilation,
were looked upon as free from all moral or legal responsibility.
This certainly was not the fault of the people, but
of those laws, which, by making education a crime,
generated ignorance, and then punished it for violating
them.
For the present it is enough to say, that a most interesting
child, a niece of my own, lost her life by the severity
of Pat Frayne, the Connaught-man. In a fit of
passion he caught the poor girl by the ear, which
he nearly plucked out of her head. The violence
of the act broke some of the internal muscles or tendons,—suppuration
and subsequently inflammation, first of the adjoining
Parts and afterwards of the brain, took place, and
the fine intelligent little creature was laid in a
premature grave, because the ignorance of the people
justified a pedantic hedge-schoolmaster in the exercise
of irresponsible cruelty. Frayne was never prosecuted,
neither was the classical despot, who by the way sits
for the picture of the fellow in whose school, and
at whose hands, the Poor Scholar receives the tyrannical
and heartless treatment mentioned in that tale.
Many a time the cruelty exercised towards that unhappy
boy, whose name was Qum, has wrung my heart and brought
the involuntary tears to my eyes,—tears
which I was forced to conceal, being very well assured
from experience, that any sympathy of mine, if noticed,