himself to be at least a foot higher. His whole
family were certainly tall, and one of the greatest
calamities of the poor fellow’s life was a bitter
reflection that he himself was by several inches the
lowest of his race. This was the only exception
he made with respect to height, but so deeply did
it affect him that he could scarcely ever allude to
it without shedding tears. The life he had was
similar in most respects to that of his unhappy class.
He wandered about through the country, stopping now
at one farmer’s house, and now at another’s,
where he always experienced a kind reception, because
he was not only amusing and inoffensive, but capable
of making himself useful as a messenger and drudge.
He was never guilty of a dishonest act, nor ever known
to commit a breach of trust; and as a quick messenger,
his extraordinary speed of foot rendered him unrivalled.
His great delight, however, was to attend sportsmen,
to whom he was invaluable as a guide and director.
Such was his wind and speed of foot that, aided by
his knowledge of what is termed the lie of the country,
he was able to keep up with any pack of hounds that
ever went out. As a
soho man he was unrivalled.
The form of every hare for miles about was known to
him, and if a fox or a covey of partridges were to
be found at all, he was your man. In wild-fowl
shooting he was infallible. No pass of duck, widgeon,
barnacle, or curlew, was unknown to him. In fact,
his principal delight was to attend the gentry of
the country to the field, either with harrier, foxhound,
or setter. No coursing match went right if Torn
were not present; and as for night shooting, his eye
and ear were such as, for accuracy of observation,
few have ever witnessed. It is true he could subsist
a long time without food, but, like the renowned Captain
Dalgetty, when an abundance of it happened to be placed
before him, he displayed the most indefensible ignorance
as to all knowledge of the period when he ought to
stop, considering it his bounden duty on all occasions
to clear off whatever was set before him—a
feat which he always accomplished with the most signal
success.
“Aha” exclaimed Tom, “dat Red Rapparee
is tall man, but not tall as Tom; him no steeple like
Tom; but him rogue and murderer, an’ Tom honest;
him won’t carry off Cooleen Bawn dough,
nor rob her fader avder. Come, Tom, Steeple Tom,
out with your two legs, one afore toder, and put Rapparee’s
nose out o’ joint. Cooleen Bawn dats good
to everybody, Catlieks (Catholics) an’ all,
an’ often ordered Tom many a bully dinner.
Hicko! hicko! be de bones of Peter White—off
I go!”
Tom, like many other individuals of his description,
was never able to get over the language of childhood—a
characteristic which is often appended to the want
of reason, and from which, we presume, the term “innocent”
has been applied in an especial manner to those who
are remarkable for the same defect.
Having uttered the words we have just recited, he
started off at a gait, peculiar to fools, which is
known by the name of “a sling trot,” and
after getting out upon the old road he turned himself
in the direction which Willy Reilly and his party
had taken, and there we beg to leave him for the present.