Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 26, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 35 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 26, 1892.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 26, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 35 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 26, 1892.
hat on his head.  Not long afterwards, I saw our little Mazeppa crashing, horse and all, into the branches of a tree, but in spite of a black eye and a deep cut on his cheek, he finished the run—­fortunately for him a very fast and long one—­with imperturbable pluck and with no further misadventure.  “Nasty cut that,” I said to him as we trained back together, “you’d better get it properly looked to in town.”  “Pooh,” said Johnnie, “it’s a mere scratch.  Did you see the brute take me into the tree?  By Jove, it must have been a comic sight!” and with that he set off again on another burst of inextinguishable laughter.

About a week after this, the usual crash came.  A relative of Johnnie was in difficulties.  Johnnie, with his wonted chivalry, came to his help with the few thousands that he had lately put by, and, in a day or two, he was on his beam-ends once more.  And so the story went on.  Money slipped through his fingers like water—­prosperity tweaked him by the nose, and fled from him, whilst friends, not a whit more deserving, amassed fortunes, and became sleek.  But he was never daunted.  With inexhaustible courage and resource, he set to work again to rebuild his shattered edifice, confident that luck would, some day, stay with him for good.  But it never did.  At last he threw in his lot with a band of adventurers, who proposed to plant the British flag in some hitherto unexplored regions of South or Central Africa.  I dined with Johnnie the evening before he left England.  He was in the highest spirits.  His talk was of rich farms, of immense gold-mines.  He was off to make his pile, and would then come home, buy an estate in the country—­he had one in his eye—­and live a life of sport, surrounded by all the comforts, and by all his friends.  And so we parted, never to meet again.  He was lost while making his way back to the coast with a small party, and no trace of him has ever since been discovered.  But to his friends he has left a memory and an example of invincible courage, and unceasing cheerfulness in the face of misfortune, of constant helpfulness, and unflinching staunchness.  Can it be said that such a man was a failure?  I don’t think so.  I must write again.  In the meantime I remain, as usual,

D.R.

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