out of Doors, and left to provide for my self and a
Child. Which, when I was brought a Bed, I dispos’d
to a poor Woman, who got her Living with it, by begging
in the Streets. And then finding I cou’d’nt
be free from Mens solicitations whilst a Servant,
I e’en betook my self to the present Employment,
wherein I meet with Men enough, and am at no care,
to provide for Children.—When she had given
an Account of her Life, said the Constable, I then
thought it was time to reprove them. And, addressing
my self to the Wench, said I, Would it not now have
been a great Mortification to you, if instead of following
you to your Lodgings, I had deliver’d you to
a Constable, who had made you sit up all Night in the
Round-house, and sent you next Morning to
Bridewell,
to beat Hemp for your Living. The young Slut
nothing daunted by what I had said (says the Constable)
presently pluck’d up her Coats, and told me she’d
find me other Business to do. I seeing that pull’d
out my Short Constables Staff, and told her she didn’t
know her Danger, and had therefore best forbear her
Impudence, or I should quickly make her sensible that
I had Power to punish her. This put both the
Old Woman and her self into a great fright; and altering
her Tone, she prayed me not to molest ’em and
they would gratifie me any way imaginable. And
the Old Woman prayed me not to be severer to her then
others of my Office had formerly been: For, said
she, this is not the first time that I have been threatted
in this manner, and I never yet found a Constable,
nor indeed scarce a Justice of Peace whom it was not
in my Power some time or other to oblige, either by
my Purse, or in the way of my Trade. For I have
such fine Women at my Command, continued she, as are
able to Charm the most insensible Persons. I
then told them, says the Constable, That good Advice
was meerly thrown away upon ’em, but I wou’d
take another Course that was more effectual; and so
(says he) calling the Watch, they were both sent that
Night to the
Counter> and the next day to
Bride-well;
where they are still beating Hemp. And this Course
(said the Constable) I intend to take, as often as
I meet with any of them.
When the Constable had made an End, my Husband and
I both applauded his Conduct. And tho’
I have once been overcome; yet I resolve never to be
guilty of the like Folly again. Nor is it yet
too late for you to repent said the Goldsmith’s
Lady to the Bawd; tho you have run through so long
a course of Wickedness; which if you still continue
in, will sooner or later bring you to certain ruine.
Well, said the Bawd, I thought to have serv’d
you, by the way of Gratitude, for your kindness and
Liberality to me, in my way of Business: But seeing
you are otherwise determined, I thank you for your
Advice: and am very glad that by my Discourse
and seeing the Errors of my Life, you may come to
rectifie your own: My advice herein being the
same with that of a late great Debauchee, that writ
a Book of his Life,