I entertain, as you are in keeping your Company.
Upon which account be not angry if I repeat my Question,
Pray who recommended you to me? To which he reply’d,
Madam, I thought you had not been so very scrupulous
at this time of Day, when Money is so very scarce.
But seeing you press me to it, I know that you help’d
Esq; —— to a very fine Mistress.—The
Gentleman he Named, being one I was well acquainted
with, and whose Necessities I had often supply’d
with some of my First-rate-Frigots, as he used to
call ’em; I had no more mistrust of him; and
therefore taking him to be a Friend of his: Nay,
now, said I to him, you begin to speak Sense.
Be pleased to go along with me; and so lead him into
a Room which joyn’d to my Parlour that was hung
round with Pictures; representing all the Amours of
Ovid’s Heathen Gods; and amongst them
were intermix’d several of those Ladies of Pleasure
I kept in my House, drawn in very amorous and inviting
Postures; One with her Golden Tresses dishelv’d
upon her Shoulders & her Brests Naked; another was
drawn putting on her Smock, a third tying her Garters,
and a Fourth in the Arms of her Gallant: When
he had well looked round about him, Madam, said
he, I perceive you have Entertainment to provoke
the dullest Appetite; and if you have really the Original
of these Pictures, I don’t much wonder that you
insist upon good Terms. Therefore pray let me
know what you expect to Oblige me with the dishelv’d
Golden Locks. Sir, said I, my lowest is a Guinea
in hand, and a Guinea a Week for the Accomodation
of my House; and taking care that you may have her
ready for your use, so long as you continue my Pensioner:
But as for her own Terms, I leave that to your self
and her—But, said he, may I not
see the Person first, that I may be satisfied the Painter
has not flatter’d her? Yes, Sir, said I,
provided that you don’t spend too much time
before you come to a Conclusion.—Leave
that to me, said he, for you shall be no Looser:
Whereupon I slipt out of the Room, and call’d
one Mrs. Gertrude (which was the Person he desir’d)
who came in immediately; and going up towards the
Gentleman, he desir’d her to sit down; and as
I was a with drawing he call’d to me likewise,
and told me he must discourse with us both, before
he enter’d into any further Familiarity; and
then, addressing himself to Mrs. Gertrude, said,
Well, my pretty Madam, what Gratification do you
expect for your Company per_ Week?_ She answer’d
him, Two Guineas: But, said he, What
assurance, Madam, shall I have that you will be my
Sole Property during the time that you and I agree
upon? And that you will not dispence your Favours,
likewise to others? Nay, Sir, said I to him, if
you intend to Monopolize her wholly to your self,
you must raise your Price, or we cannot else Maintain
our selves like Gentlewomen; and afford Accommodations
fit for Gentlemen. Well, Ladies, said he, I


