opportunity. By my listening and over-hearing
their Amorous Discourse, I perceiv’d he solicited
her hard for her last Favours, which she would not
consent to; and being resolved to improve this opportunity
to the accomplishing my own Desires, having over-heard
’em make their next appointment, when the time
drew near, I call’d my Chambermaid down (for
she it was that the Prentice courted) and sent her
of an Errand at a considerable distance, that she
could not be back in two hours time, taking care to
see her out of doors my self by a back pair of Stairs,
so that I knew the Prentice cou’d know nothing
of her being abroad, my Husband very fortunately being
absent likewise, I went to the place of meeting my
self; and the young couple being accustomed to converse
without any Light, as being unwilling to be discovered,
I seated my self where my Chambermaid used to do;
and the Apprentice coming as usual, came up to me,
and caress’d me; whereupon I clap’d my
Hand upon his Mouth, as a signal of his being silent,
and then embrac’d him very tenderly; and he being
extasy’d with this soft Entertainment, which
was very pleasing to him, he was so far blinded with
his Passion, that he made no farther search, but imagining
that his Sweet heart was now come to his Terms he push’d
on his design, and met with such a compliance from
me which he did not so easily expect; and I must say,
That I had not till that Time tasted the delights of
Love: For he manag’d his Business with
so much Briskness and Vigour, that I was very much
pleas’d with the Encounter. When we had
both performd our Parts to equal Satisfaction; I caught
him about the middle, and told him he shou’d
not go, till I knew who he was; for I made him believe
I knew him not, and first thought it was my Husband,
but happened now too late to find the contrary.
My Spark at this was much surpriz’d, and his
Amorous Passion exchang’d into Fear; and therefore
begging of my Pardon, he told me he took me for the
Chambermaid, and desir’d I wou’d conceal
what had happen’d, and not ruine him. Well,
well, said I, I’ll keep your secret; but it shall
be on this condition, that you think no more on the
Chamber-Maid; and get you to Bed forthwith, otherwise
it will be worse for you. And this I enjoyn’d
him, lest he should have told the Maid. My Spark
was very thankful that I suffer’d him to come
off so well, and accordingly went to Bed. The
next Morning I paid my Maid her Wage, and turn’d
her off, not letting her so much as bid her Lover
adieu. After which my young Spark and I us’d
to have frequent Rencounters, to each others mutual
Satisfaction: And I us’d to supply him
with Money for his Pocket Expences, furnishing him
always with what he wanted; until at last our kindness
for each other was taken Notice of by my Husband;
who not being willing to have a Publick Talk made of
it, gave him up his Indentures when he had a year
and a Quarter to serve.
This was a very sensible Trouble to me; for having been used to those Delights which my Youth and high-feeding requir’d for about three Quarters of a Year, it became very irksome to me to be abridged of ’em. And my Husband being grown Jealous of me, by the familiarity he had observ’d me to have with his Man, after he had turn’d him off, as I have related, gave me this Gentle Reproof:


