matter of course; a counter-nomination is utterly unheard
of; and on election-day —— would
be Delegate as surely as the sun rose. The mountain-stream
that irrigates the city, flowing to all the gardens
through open ditches on each side of the street, passes
through Brigham’s inclosure: if the saints
needed drought to humble them, he could set back the
waters to their source. The road to the only
canon
where firewood is attainable runs through the same
close, and is barred by a gate of which he holds the
sole key. A family-man, wishing to cut fuel,
must ask his leave, which is generally granted on condition
that every third or fourth load is deposited in the
inclosure, for Church-purposes. Thus everything
vital, save the air he breathes, reaches the Mormon
only through Brigham’s sieve. What more
absolute despotism is conceivable? Here lies
the
pou-sto for the lever of Governmental interference.
The mere fact of such power resting in one man’s
irresponsible hands is a crime against the Constitution.
At the same time, this power, wonderful as it may
seem, is practically wielded for the common good.
I never heard Brigham’s worst enemies accuse
him of peculation, though such immense interests are
controlled by his one pair of hands. His life
is all one great theoretical mistake, yet he makes
fewer practical mistakes than any other man, so situated,
whom the world ever saw. Those he does make are
not on the side of self. He merges his whole
personality in the Church, with a self-abnegation which
would establish in business a whole century of martyrs
having a worthy cause.
The cut of Brigham’s hair led me away from his
personal description. To return to it: his
eyes are a clear blue-gray, frank and straightforward
in their look; his nose a finely chiselled aquiline;
his mouth exceedingly firm, and fortified in that
expression by a chin almost as protrusive beyond the
rest of the profile as Charlotte Cushman’s, though
less noticeably so, being longer than hers; and he
wears a narrow ribbon of brown beard, meeting under
the chin. I think I have heard Captain Burton
say that he had irregular teeth, which made his smile
unpleasant. Since the Captain’s visit,
our always benevolent President, Mr. Lincoln, has
altered all that, sending out as Territorial Secretary
a Mr. Fuller, who, besides being a successful politician,
was an excellent dentist. He secured Brigham’s
everlasting gratitude by making him a very handsome
false set, and performing the same service for all
of his favorite, but edentate wives. Several
other apostles of the Lord owe to Mr. Fuller their
ability to gnash their teeth against the Gentiles.
The result was that he became the most popular Federal
officer (who didn’t turn Mormon) ever sent to
Utah. The man who obtains ascendency over the
mouths of the authorities cannot fail ere-long to
get their ears.