Love Conquers All eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 209 pages of information about Love Conquers All.

Love Conquers All eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 209 pages of information about Love Conquers All.

Probably the only reason that the people haven’t risen up and demanded a reform along these lines is because so few of them really give a hang what the inscription says.  If the American Antiquarian Turn-Verein doesn’t care about stating in understandable figures the date on which the cornerstone of their building was laid, the average citizen is perfectly willing to let the matter drop right there.

But it would never do to revert to Roman numerals in, say, the arrangement of time-tables.  How long would the commuter stand it if he had to mumble to himself for twenty minutes and use up the margins of his newspaper before he could figure out what was the next train after the 5:18?  Or this, over the telephone between wife and husband: 

“Hello, dear!  I think I’ll come in town for lunch.  What trains can I get?”

“Just a minute—­I’ll look them up.  Hold the wire....  Let’s see, here’s one at XII:LVIII, that’s twelve, and L is a thousand and V is five and three I’s are three; that makes 12:one thousand.... that can’t be right.... now XII certainly is twelve, and L ... what does L stand for?...  I say; what—­does—­L—­stand—­for?...  Well, ask Heima....  What does she say?...  Fifty?...  Sure, that makes it come out all right.... 12:58....  What time is it now?... 1 o’clock?...  Well, the next one leaves Oakam at I:XLIV.... that’s ...” etc.

Batting averages and the standing of teams in the leagues are another department where the introduction of Roman numerals would be suicide for the political party in power at the time.  For of all things that are essential to the day’s work of the voter, an early enlightenment in the matter of the home team’s standing and the numerical progress of the favorite batsman are of primary importance.  This information has to be gleaned on the way to work in the morning, and, except for those who come in to work each day from North Philadelphia or the Croton Reservoir, it would be a physical impossibility to figure the tables out and get any of the day’s news besides.

CLVB BATTING RECORDS
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-------------- Games At Bat Runs B.H.  S.B.  S.H.  Aver.

Detroit CLII MMMMMXXCIX DCLIII MCCCXXXIII CLXVIII CC CCLXII
Chicago CLI MMMMCMXL DLXXI MCCXLVI CLXXIX CCXXI CCLII
Cleveland CLII MMMMCMXXXVII DCXIX MCCXXXI CL CCXXI CCXLIX
Boston CLI MMMMDCCCLXXIV DXXXIV MCXCI CXXXVI CCXXV CCXLV
New York CL MMMMCMLXXXVII DLIV MCCXXX CLXXV CLXV CXLVII
Washington CLIII MMMMCMXXVIII DV MCXC CLXIII CLXV CCXDI
St. Louis CLV MMMMMLXV DLXXIV MCCXXI CCVII CLXII CCXLI
Philadelphia CXLIX MMMMDCCCXXVI CCCCXVI MCXLIII CXLIII CLV CCXXXVII

YOU CAN’T DO RIGHT BY THE OFFICE AND GO IN FOR
ROMAN NUMERALS TOO.

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