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| A APPLE PIE | 1 |
| B BIT IT | 1 |
| C CUT IT | 1 |
| D DEALT IT | 1 |
| E EAT IT | 1 |
| F FOUGHT FOR IT | 1 |
| G GOT IT | 1 |
| H HAD IT | 1 |
| J JUMPED FOR IT | 1 |
| K KNELT FOR IT | 1 |
| L LONGED FOR IT | 1 |
| M MOURNED FOR IT | 1 |
| N NODDED FOR IT | 1 |
| O OPENED IT | 1 |
| P PEEPED IN IT | 1 |
| Q QUARTERED IT | 1 |
| R RAN FOR IT | 1 |
| S SANG FOR IT | 1 |
| T TOOK IT | 1 |
| U V W X Y Z | 1 |
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