The Gay Lord Quex eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 116 pages of information about The Gay Lord Quex.

The Gay Lord Quex eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 116 pages of information about The Gay Lord Quex.

SOPHY.

[From the private room.] Oh, no, madam, I promise I won’t forget.  Certainly not, I take too much interest in your daughter’s nails for that.

MISS MOON.

This is her.

[A middle-aged lady enters from the private room, followed by SOPHY FULLGARNEY. The customer pays at the desk while SOPHY rattles on. SOPHY is a pretty, elegant, innocently vulgar, fascinating young woman of six-and-twenty.

SOPHY.

[With the air of the proprietress of a prosperous establishment.] Oh, yes, it did slip my memory to come on Thursday, didn’t it?  The truth is I had a most racking head, a thing I never have—­well, I oughtn’t to say never have, ought I? [To MISS LIMBIRD.] Now, Miss Limbird, see that two pots of Creme de Mimosa are posted to Mrs. Arment, Carlos Place; and book me, please—­me—­you thoroughly understand?—­to attend upon Miss Arment to-morrow evening at seven. [Accompanying the customer, who now withdraws.] To-morrow evening at seven—­without fail. [Raising her voice.] The door, Miss Claridge.  Good morning, madam.  Good afternoon.

[The door-gong sounds.

SOPHY.

Come, girls, you can get to your lunches.

[MISS LIMBIRD leaves her desk and goes out.

MISS MOON.

Here’s Mr. Valma, Miss Fullgarney.

SOPHY.

[With a little gasp.] Mr. Valma. [Approaching him.] How do you do?

POLLITT.

[Advancing.] Pardon me for the liberty I have taken in again crossing the leads.

SOPHY.

[Looking away from him.] No liberty at all.

POLLITT.

I desire a few words with you, Miss Fullgarney, and it struck me that at this time of the day—­

SOPHY.

Yes, there’s nothing doing here just at lunch-time.

POLLITT.

Perhaps you would graciously allow me to converse with you while you—­

SOPHY.

[Regaining her self-possession.] Oh, I had my lunch an hour ago; I came over so ravenous. [Going to MISS MOON, who is still lost in admiration of POLLITT—­in a whisper.] Be off, child.  Don’t stand staring at Mr. Valma.

MISS MOON.

[In SOPHY’S ear.] I think I’ve got him another!

SOPHY.

Shut up!

[MISS MOON withdraws, with her bowl and towel.

SOPHY.

[To POLLITT.] Did you catch what she said?  Oh, it doesn’t matter if you did; you know we are all working for you, like niggers.

POLLITT.

[Tenderly.] Ah!

SOPHY.

Not a customer leaves my place without having heard your name mentioned. 
My girls are regular bricks.

POLLITT.

[Approaching her.] And what are you?

SOPHY.

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