The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 638 pages of information about The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood.

The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 638 pages of information about The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood.

ODE TO RICHARD MARTIN, ESQ.,[22]

M.P.  FOR GALWAY.

   “Martin in this has proved himself a very good man!”
          
                                   —­Boxiana.

[Footnote 22:  The well-known Humanitarian, M. P. for Galway, the author of “Martin’s Act” for the protection of animals from ill-treatment, and one of the founders of the noble society having the same object.  He died in 1834.]

I.

    How many sing of wars,
    Of Greek and Trojan jars—­
    The butcheries of men! 
The Muse hath a “Perpetual Ruby Pen!”
Dabbling with heroes and the blood they spill;
    But no one sings the man
    That, like a pelican,
Nourishes Pity with his tender Bill!

II.

    Thou Wilberforce of hacks! 
    Of whites as well as blacks,
    Pyebald and dapple gray,
      Chestnut and bay—­
  No poet’s eulogy thy name adorns! 
    But oxen, from the fens,
    Sheep—­in their pens,
Praise thee, and red cows with their winding horns! 
  Thou art sung on brutal pipes! 
    Drovers may curse thee,
    Knackers asperse thee,
  And sly M.P.’s bestow their cruel wipes;
    But the old horse neighs thee,
    And zebras praise thee,—­
  Asses, I mean—­that have as many stripes!

III.

Hast thou not taught the Drover to forbear,
In Smithfield’s muddy, murderous, vile environ,—­
Staying his lifted bludgeon in the air! 
    Bullocks don’t wear
    Oxide of iron! 
The cruel Jarvy thou hast summon’d oft,
Enforcing mercy on the coarse Yahoo,
That thought his horse the courser of the two—­
  Whilst Swift smiled down aloft!—­
O worthy pair! for this, when ye inhabit
Bodies of birds—­(if so the spirit shifts
From flesh to feather)—­when the clown uplifts
His hands against the sparrow’s nest, to grab it,—­
He shall not harm the MARTINS and the Swifts!

IV.

Ah! when Dean Swift was quick, how he enhanc’d
The horse!—­and humbled biped man like Plato! 
But now he’s dead, the charger is mischanc’d—­
Gone backward in the world—­and not advanc’d,—­
        Remember Cato! 
Swift was the horse’s champion—­not the King’s,
        Whom Southey sings,
Mounted on Pegasus—­would he were thrown! 
He’ll wear that ancient hackney to the bone,
Like a mere clothes-horse airing royal things! 
Ah well-a-day! the ancients did not use
Their steeds so cruelly!—­let it debar men
From wanton rowelling and whip’s abuse—­
    Look at the ancients’ Muse
      Look at their Carmen!

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