I have no minute of any interview with Johnson till Thursday, May 15, when I find what follows:—­Boswell.  ’I wish much to be in Parliament, Sir.’  Johnson.  ’Why, Sir, unless you come resolved to support any administration, you would be the worse for being in Parliament, because you would be obliged to live more expensively.’  Boswell.  ’Perhaps, Sir, I should be the less happy for being in Parliament.  I never would sell my vote, and I should be vexed if things went wrong.’  Johnson.  ’That’s cant, Sir.  It would not vex you more in the house, than in the gallery:  publick affairs vex no man.’  Boswell.  ’Have not they vexed yourself a little, Sir?  Have not you been vexed by all the turbulence of this reign, and by that absurd vote of the house of Commons, “That the influence of the Crown has increased, is increasing, and ought to be diminished?"’ Johnson.  ’Sir, I have never slept an hour less, nor eat an ounce less meat.  I would have knocked the factious dogs on the head, to be sure; but I was not vexed.’  Boswell.  ’I declare, Sir, upon my honour, I did imagine I was vexed, and took a pride in it; but it was, perhaps, cant; for I own I neither ate less, nor slept less.’  Johnson.  ’My dear friend, clear your mind of cant.  You may talk as other people do:  you may say to a man, “Sir, I am your most humble servant.”  You are not his most humble servant.  You may say, “These are bad times; it is a melancholy thing to be reserved to such times.”  You don’t mind the times.  You tell a man, “I am sorry you had such bad weather the last day of your journey, and were so much wet.”  You don’t care six-pence whether he is wet or dry.  You may talk in this manner; it is a mode of talking in Society:  but don’t think foolishly.’

Here he discovered a notion common enough in persons not much accustomed to entertain company, that there must be a degree of elaborate attention, otherwise company will think themselves neglected; and such attention is no doubt very fatiguing.  He proceeded:  ’I would not, however, be a stranger in my own county; I would visit my neighbours, and receive their visits; but I would not be in haste to return visits.  If a gentleman comes to see me, I tell him he does me a great deal of honour.  I do not go to see him perhaps for ten weeks; then we are very complaisant to each other.  No, Sir, you will have much more influence by giving or lending money where it is wanted, than by hospitality.’

On Saturday, May 17, I saw him for a short time.  Having mentioned that I had that morning been with old Mr. Sheridan, he remembered their former intimacy with a cordial warmth, and said to me, ’Tell Mr. Sheridan, I shall be glad to see him, and shake hands with him.’  Boswell.  ’It is to me very wonderful that resentment should be kept up so long.’  Johnson.  ’Why, Sir, it is not altogether resentment that he does not visit me; it is partly falling out of the habit,—­partly disgust, as one has at a drug that has made him sick.  Besides, he knows that I laugh at his oratory.’