| Table of Contents | |
| Section | Page |
| Start of eBook | 1 |
| NEGLIGIBLE TALES | 1 |
| JUPITER DOKE, BRIGADIER-GENERAL | 6 |
| THE WIDOWER TURMORE | 12 |
| THE CITY OF THE GONE AWAY | 16 |
| THE MAJOR’S TALE | 20 |
| CURRIED COW | 25 |
| A REVOLT OF THE GODS | 30 |
| THE BAPTISM OF DOBSHO | 32 |
| THE RACE AT LEFT BOWER | 35 |
| THE FAILURE OF HOPE & WANDEL | 37 |
| PERRY CHUMLY’S ECLIPSE | 39 |
| A PROVIDENTIAL INTIMATION | 41 |
| MR. SWIDDLER’S FLIP-FLAP | 45 |
| THE LITTLE STORY | 47 |
| THE PARENTICIDE CLUB | 49 |
| OIL OF DOG | 55 |
| AN IMPERFECT CONFLAGRATION | 58 |
| THE HYPNOTIST | 61 |
| THE FOURTH ESTATE | 64 |
| WHY I AM NOT EDITING “THE STINGER” | 67 |
| CORRUPTING THE PRESS | 69 |
| HOW ANOTHER MAN’S WAS SOUGHT AND PRICKED | 72 |
| THE OCEAN WAVE | 74 |
| THE CAPTAIN OF “THE CAMEL” | 76 |
| THE MAN OVERBOARD | 81 |
| I | 81 |
| II | 83 |
| A CARGO OF CAT | 88 |
| “ON WITH THE DANCE!” A REVIEW | 90 |
| I | 90 |
| II | 92 |
| III | 94 |
| IV | 97 |
| V | 98 |
| VI | 102 |
| VII | 103 |
| VIII | 108 |
| IX | 110 |
| X | 112 |
| XI | 115 |
| XII | 116 |
| EPIGRAMS | 119 |

