“Which of you is Miss Smith?” he asked, in a very pleasant voice.  “Miss Smith, I’m your next-door neighbor, house to the right:  Doctor Richard Geddes, at your service.”

We gave him to understand, with the usual polite commonplaces, that we were pleased to make his acquaintance, and ushered him into the dilapidated drawing-room.

“I’d have come over yesterday, when I learned you’d arrived, except that my cook was suddenly seized with the notion she’d been conjured, and I had to—­er—­stand by and persuade her she wasn’t.  Swore she had my lunch ready, as usual; swore she’d placed it on a tray, left it on the kitchen table for a few minutes, and when she came back from the pantry, not ten feet away, the tray was gone.  Vanished.  Disappeared.  Nowhere to be found.  She flopped on the floor and howled.  She weighs two hundred and forty pounds and I hadn’t a derrick handy.  I had to roll her up on bed-slats.  You’ve never had a conjured two-hundred-and-forty-pounder on your hands, have you?  No?  Well, then, don’t. But if you ever do, try a bed-slat.  This morning she discovered the tray in its usual place, dishes and silver intact, nothing missing.  She’s looking for the end of the world.”

“O-o-h!” quavered Alicia, while I could feel my knees knocking together.  “O-o-o-h!  How very, very singular!  And—­and was that all?”

“All!  Wasn’t that enough?  I’ve had burned biscuit and muddy coffee, because my cook’s got liver and nerves, and insists it’s her soul,” said the doctor, grimly.  “I’ve given her to understand that if she hasn’t got her soul saved before to-night, I’ll physic it out of her and hang her hide on the bushes, inside out, salted.”  He added, hastily:  “In the meantime, I hope you haven’t fared too badly in this mildewed jail?”

“Thank you, no,” Alicia said demurely.  “We have fared very well.”

“Glad to hear it.”  The big man looked at her with the frank pleasure all masculinity evinces at sight of Alicia.  And then he asked, abruptly: 

“Has Jelnik called yet?—­gray house on the other side of you.—­No?  I dare say he’s off on one of his prowls then.  A bit of a lunatic, but a very charming fellow, Jelnik, though your amiable predecessor, Miss Smith, chose to consider him a sort of outlawed tom-cat, and warned him off with a shot-gun.”  The doctor paused, stroked his beard, and regarded me earnestly.

“Having heired the old girl’s domain, I hope you won’t consider it necessary to heir her—­er—­prejudices,” he remarked hopefully.  “Bad lot, Sophronisba.  Very bad!”

“Mrs. Scarlett,” I reminded him gently, “was my relative only by marriage.”

“Cousin of mine; mother’s relative.  Not on speaking-, only on fighting-terms,” he interjected.

I remembered what Uncle Adam had told us; and I’m afraid I eyed him a bit harder than politeness warranted.

“I discern by your eye, Miss Smith,” said the doctor, “that you think a blood relation is more likely to walk in that old demon’s footsteps than an outsider is.  My dear lady, under ordinary circumstances and with human neighbors, I’m as meek as Moses; I am a lamb, a veritable lamb!  As for your aunt, she was a man-eating, saber-toothed tigress!”