Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 220 pages of information about Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature.

Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 220 pages of information about Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature.

“I wish I could recollect some of the speeches made on that occasion.  Abel had but one pimple on his temple (there was a purple spot where the other had been), and was estimating that in two or three months more he would be a true, unspoiled man.  His complexion, nevertheless, was more clammy and whey-like than ever.

“‘Yes,’ said he, ’I also am an Arcadian!  This false dual existence which I have been leading will soon be merged in the unity of Nature.  Our lives must conform to her sacred law.  Why can’t we strip off these hollow Shams,’ (he made great use of that word,) ’and be our true selves, pure, perfect, and divine?’ ...

“Shelldrake, however, turning to his wife, said,—­

“’Elviry, how many up-stairs rooms is there in that house down on the Sound?’

“’Four,—­besides three small ones under the roof.  Why, what made you think of that, Jesse?’ said she.

“‘I’ve got an idea, while Abel’s been talking,’ he answered.  ’We’ve taken a house for the summer, down the other side of Bridgeport, right on the water, where there’s good fishing and a fine view of the Sound.  Now, there’s room enough for all of us,—­at least, all that can make it suit to go.  Abel, you and Enos, and Pauline and Eunice might fix matters so that we could all take the place in partnership, and pass the summer together, living a true and beautiful life in the bosom of Nature.  There we shall be perfectly free and untrammelled by the chains which still hang around us in Norridgeport.  You know how often we have wanted to be set on some island in the Pacific Ocean, where we could build up a true society, right from the start.  Now, here’s a chance to try the experiment for a few months, anyhow.’

“Eunice clapped her hands (yes, you did!) and cried out,—­

“‘Splendid!  Arcadian!  I’ll give up my school for the summer.’ ...

“Abel Mallory, of course, did not need to have the proposal repeated.  He was ready for any thing which promised indolence, and the indulgence of his sentimental tastes.  I will do the fellow the justice to say that he was not a hypocrite.  He firmly believed both in himself and his ideas,—­especially the former.  He pushed both hands through the long wisps of his drab-colored hair, and threw his head back until his wide nostrils resembled a double door to his brain.

“‘O Nature!’ he said, ’you have found your lost children!  We shall obey your neglected laws! we shall hearken to your divine whispers! we shall bring you back from your ignominious exile, and place you on your ancestral throne!’ ...

“The company was finally arranged to consist of the Shelldrakes, Hollins, Mallory, Eunice, Miss Ringtop, and myself.  We did not give much thought, either to the preparations in advance, or to our mode of life when settled there.  We were to live near to Nature:  that was the main thing.

“’What shall we call the place?” asked Eunice.

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