that the deer was not in the wood, he called them
out, and proceeded to make a cast, followed by the
majority of the field. They trotted about at a
brisk pace, first to the right, then to the left,
afterwards to the north, and then to the south, over
grass, fallow, turnips, potatoes, and flints, through
three farmyards, round two horse-ponds, and at the
back of a small village or hamlet, without a note,
save those of a few babblers. Everyone seemed
to consider it a desperate job. They were all
puzzled; at last they heard a terrible holloaing about
a quarter of a mile to the south, and immediately
after was espied a group of horsemen, galloping along
the road at full speed, in the centre of which was
Jorrocks; his green coat wide open, with the tails
flying a long way behind that of his horse, his right
leg was thrust out, down the side of which he kept
applying his ponderous hunting whip, making a most
terrible clatter. As they approached, he singled
himself out from the group, and was the first to reach
the field. He immediately burst out into one of
his usual hunting energetic strains. “Oh
Jonathan Griffin! Jonathan Griffin!” said
he, “here’s a lamentable occurrence—a
terrible disaster! Oh dear, oh dear—we
shall never get to Tunbridge—that unfortunate
deer has escaped us, and we shall never see nothing
more of him—rely upon it, he’s killed
before this.” “Why, how’s that?”
inquired Griffin, evidently in a terrible perturbation.
“Why,” said Jorrocks, slapping the whip
down his leg again, “there’s a little
girl tells me, that as she was getting water at the
well just at the end of the wood, where we lost him,
she saw what she took to be a donkey jump into a return
post-chaise from the ‘Bell’, at Seven
Oaks, that was passing along the road with the door
swinging wide open! and you may rely upon it, it was
the deer. The landlord of the ‘Bell’
will have cut his throat before this, for, you know,
he vowed wengeance against us last year, because his
wife’s pony-chaise was upset, and he swore that
we did it.” “Oh, but that’s
a bad job”, said the huntsman; “what shall
we do?” “Here, Tom,” calling to
the whipper-in, “jump on to the Hastings coach”
(which just came up), “and try if you can’t
overtake him, and bring him back, chaise and all,
and I’ll follow slowly with the hounds.”
Tom was soon up, the coach bowled on, and Jonathan
and the hounds trotted gently forward till they came
to a public-house. Here, as they stopped lamenting
over their unhappy fate, and consoling themselves
with some cold sherry negus, the post-chaise appeared
in sight, with the deer’s head sticking out of
the side window with all the dignity of a Lord Mayor.
“Huzza! huzza! huzza!” exclaimed Jorrocks,
taking off his hat, “here’s old Tunbridge
come back again, huzza! huzza!” “But who’s
to pay me for the po-chay,” said the driver,
pulling up; “I must be paid before I let him
out.” “How much?” says Jonathan.
“Why, eighteen-pence a mile, to be sure, and
three-pence a mile to the driver.” “No,”
says Jorrocks, “that won’t do, yours is
a return chay; however, here’s five shillings
for you, and now, Jonathan, turn him out again—he’s
quite fresh after his ride—and see, he’s
got some straw in the bottom.”