The Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 112 pages of information about The Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith.

The Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 112 pages of information about The Notorious Mrs. Ebbsmith.

Lucas. [Biting his lip.] Really?

St. Olpherts.  Then she denounced the gilded aristocracy generally.  Our day is over; we’re broken wooden dolls, and are going to be chucked.  The old tune; but I enjoyed the novelty of being so near the instrument.  I assure you, dear fellow, I was within three feet of her when she deliberately Trafalgar Squared me.

Lucas. [With an uneasy laugh.] You’re the red rag, Duke.  This spirit of revolt in her—­it’s ludicrously extravagant; but it will die out in time, when she has become used to being happy and cared for—­[partly to himself, with clenched hands]—­yes, cared for.

St. Olpherts.  Die out?  Bred in the bone, dear Lucas.

Lucas.  On some topics she’s a mere echo of her father, if you mean that?

St. Olpherts.  The father—­one of those public park vermin, eh?

Lucas.  Dead years ago.

St. Olpherts.  I once heard her bellowing in a dirty little shed in St.
Luke’s.  I told you?

Lucas.  Yes, you’ve told me.

St. Olpherts.  I sat there again, it seemed, this afternoon.  The orator not quite so lean, perhaps—­a little less witch-like; but—­

Lucas.  She was actually in want of food in those days!  Poor girl! [Partly to himself.] I mean to remind myself of that constantly.  Poor girl!

St. Olpherts.  Girl!  Let me see—­you’re considerably her junior?

Lucas.  No, no; a few months, perhaps.

St. Olpherts.  Oh, come!

Lucas.  Well, years—­two or three.

St. Olpherts.  The voice remains rather raucous.

Lucas.  By God, the voice is sweet!

St. Olpherts.  Well—­considering the wear and tear.  Really, my dear fellow, I do believe this—­I do believe that if you gowned her respectably—­

Lucas. [Impulsively.] Yes, yes, I say so.  I tell her that.

St. Olpherts. [With a smile.] Do you?  That’s odd, now.

Lucas.  What a topic.  Poor Agnes’s dress!

St. Olpherts.  Your taste used to be rather aesthetic.  Even your own wife is one of the smartest women in London.

Lucas.  Ha, well I must contrive to smother these aesthetic tastes of mine.

St. Olpherts.  It’s a pity that other people will retain their sense of the incongruous.

Lucas. [Snapping his fingers.] Other people!—­

St. Olpherts.  The public.

Lucas.  The public?

St. Olpherts.  Come, you know well enough that unostentatious immodesty is no part of your partner’s programme.  Of course, you will find yourself by-and-bye in a sort of perpetual parade with your crack-brained visionary—­

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