The Tale of the Pie and the Patty Pan eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 12 pages of information about The Tale of the Pie and the Patty Pan.

The Tale of the Pie and the Patty Pan eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 12 pages of information about The Tale of the Pie and the Patty Pan.

“I think it wants another five minutes,” said Ribby.  “Just a shade longer; I will pour out the tea, while we wait.  Do you take sugar, my dear Duchess?”

“Oh yes, please! my dear Ribby; and may I have a lump upon my nose?”

“With pleasure, my dear Duchess; how beautifully you beg!  Oh, how sweetly pretty!”

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Duchess sat up with the sugar on her nose and sniffed—­

“How good that pie smells!  I do love veal and ham—­I mean to say mouse and bacon—­”

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She dropped the sugar in confusion, and had to go hunting under the tea-table, so did not see which oven Ribby opened in order to get out the pie.

Ribby set the pie upon the table; there was a very savoury smell.

Duchess came out from under the table-cloth munching sugar, and sat up on a chair.

“I will first cut the pie for you; I am going to have muffin and marmalade,” said Ribby.

“Do you really prefer muffin?  Mind the patty-pan!”

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“I beg your pardon?” said Ribby.

“May I pass you the marmalade?” said Duchess hurriedly.

The pie proved extremely toothsome, and the muffins light and hot.  They disappeared rapidly, especially the pie!

“I think”—­(thought the Duchess to herself)—­“I think it would be wiser if I helped myself to pie; though Ribby did not seem to notice anything when she was cutting it.  What very small fine pieces it has cooked into!  I did not remember that I had minced it up so fine; I suppose this is a quicker oven than my own.”

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“How fast Duchess is eating!” thought Ribby to herself, as she buttered her fifth muffin.

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The pie-dish was emptying rapidly!  Duchess had had four helps already, and was fumbling with the spoon.  “A little more bacon, my dear Duchess?” said Ribby.

“Thank you, my dear Ribby; I was only feeling for the patty-pan.”

[Illustration:  WHERE IS THE PATTY-PAN?]

“The patty-pan? my dear Duchess?”

“The patty-pan that held up the pie-crust,” said Duchess, blushing under her black coat.

“Oh, I didn’t put one in, my dear Duchess,” said Ribby; “I don’t think that it is necessary in pies made of mouse.”

Duchess fumbled with the spoon—­“I can’t find it!” she said anxiously.

“There isn’t a patty-pan,” said Ribby, looking perplexed.

“Yes, indeed, my dear Ribby; where can it have gone to?” said Duchess.

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“There most certainly is not one, my dear Duchess.  I disapprove of tin articles in puddings and pies.  It is most undesirable—­(especially when people swallow in lumps!)” she added in a lower voice.

Duchess looked very much alarmed, and continued to scoop the inside of the pie-dish.

“My Great-aunt Squintina (grandmother of Cousin Tabitha Twitchit)—­died of a thimble in a Christmas plum-pudding. I never put any article of metal in my puddings or pies.”

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