tea-kettle, open whatever clams and oysters she was
about to cook, and, above all, to recount for her
delight one of those inimitable yarns of his, at whose
points he himself was sure to laugh till the rafters
of the house shook and the plates in the dresser rattled
again. But this was merely the first stage of
his passion. Before long, as is not unusual in
such cases, it took another and more bodeful turn.
That inextinguishable laughter of his was heard no
more, or at best gave place to a feeble tittering;
his stories dropped from his lips with but flat pungency;
and instead of performing his lady-love’s ‘chores’
with a mirthful readiness, he went through them in
a heartsick way, the while directing towards her furtive
looks of supplication. The true state of matters
was now obvious to all Old Bill was another fatally-stricken
victim of that spooney archer-boy who next to death
holds dominion over men; and with his case, thus momentous,
we could but feel a renewed interest in his behalf,
and busy our tongues about him. I, for my part,
thought that as he was a widower, and needful of a
wife to comfort him in his advancing age, and that
as the present object of his affections, if not a
highly ‘forcible’ woman, seemed at all
events to be one of whom no great harm was to be feared,
there could be no valid objection to his being joined
to her; particularly if nothing was divulged proving
her to be other than what she seemed. But this
view I found to be on the whole unacceptable to my
auditory. Almost to a man they condemned the
propriety of the match. It could not actually
be said that they disliked Mrs. Hose, but they were
jealous of her, as, in her manner and style of array,
she considerably dimmed the lustre of their own women;
and they distrusted her as she was a stranger; it
being a marked habit with most of our folks to distrust
all strangers save those from whom they expect pecuniary
awards. But meanwhile, notwithstanding this criticism,
the little idyl in our midst was developing itself
apace. On the afternoon of one beautiful Sunday,
a day in which we of course ordinarily did no work,
when the dinner-table had been well cleared away, what
should we see but old Bill swinging forth with his
sailor gait from the house, and arrayed as jauntily
as his check shirt and pea-jacket (his only suit of
apparel at hand) would permit, to be speedily followed
by Mrs. Rose, who with one set of finger-tips held
up the light folds of a sweetly blue lawn skirt, and
with the other bore aslant before her a bewitching
pink parasol. Undoubtedly there was a great indulgence
in sly winks and suppressed titterings on the part
of such of us as chanced to be witnesses of this at
once festal and sentimental sally; but the twain heeded
naught whatsoever of these manifestations, but struck
off along the snow-white strand where the sea was
droning its hymn so lazily that it would have inevitably
put itself to sleep, if the fish-hawks had not so
continually disturbed it by mischievously diving headlong


