Examples of fine ladies pressing tradesmen for their votes with compromising importunity are far from rare, but it would be difficult to find a parallel for Johnson’s Hetty doing duty as a commercial traveller.  She was simultaneously obliged to anticipate the electioneering exploits of the Duchess of Devonshire and Mrs. Crewe; and in after life, having occasion to pass through Southwark, she expresses her astonishment at no longer recognising a place, every hole and corner of which she had three times visited as a canvasser.

After the death of Mr. Thrale, a friend of Mr. H. Thornton canvassed the borough on behalf of that gentleman.  He waited on Mrs. Thrale, who promised her support.  She concluded her obliging expressions by saying:—­“I wish your friend success, and I think he will have it:  he may probably come in for two parliaments, but if he tries for a third, were he an angel from heaven, the people of Southwark would cry, ‘Not this man, but Barabbas.’"[1]

[Footnote 1:  Miss Laetitia Matilda Hawkins vouches for this story.—­“Memoir, &c.” vol. i. p.66, note, where she adds:—­“I have heard it said, that into whatever company she (Mrs. T.) fell, she could be the most agreeable person in it.”]

On one of her canvassing expeditions, Johnson accompanied her, and a rough fellow, a hatter by trade, seeing the moralist’s hat in a state of decay, seized it suddenly with one hand, and clapping him on the back with the other, cried out, “Ah, Master Johnson, this is no time to be thinking about hats.”  “No, no, Sir,” replied the Doctor, “hats are of no use now, as you say, except to throw up in the air and huzzah with;” accompanying his words with the true election halloo.

Thrale had serious thoughts of repaying Johnson’s electioneering aid in kind, by bringing him into Parliament.  Sir John Hawkins says that Thrale had two meetings with the minister (Lord North), who at first seemed inclined to find Johnson a seat, but eventually discountenanced the project.  Lord Stowell told Mr. Croker that Lord North did not feel quite sure that Johnson’s support might not sometimes prove rather an incumbrance than a help.  “His lordship perhaps thought, and not unreasonably, that, like the elephant in the battle, he was quite as likely to trample down his friends as his foes.”  Flood doubted whether Johnson, being long used to sententious brevity and the short flights of conversation, would have succeeded in the expanded kind of argument required in public speaking.  Burke’s opinion was, that if he had come early into Parliament, he would have been the greatest speaker ever known in it.  Upon being told this by Reynolds, he exclaimed, “I should like to try my hand now.”  On Boswell’s adding that he wished he had, Mrs. Thrale writes:  “Boswell had leisure for curiosity:  Ministers had not.  Boswell would have been equally amused by his failure as by his success; but to Lord North there would have been no joke at all in the experiment ending untowardly.”