Prose Fancies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 135 pages of information about Prose Fancies.

Prose Fancies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 135 pages of information about Prose Fancies.
bad case, and my pity is doubtless misplaced sentiment.  Like many another, he had begun his career as a quotation and ended as a plagiarism, daring even, in one instance, to imitate that shadow in the fairy-tale which rose up on a sudden one day and declared himself to be the substance and the substance his shadow.  Indeed, he had so far succeeded as to make many people question whether or not he was the original and the other man the plagiarism.  However, there was no longer to be any doubt of it, for his captors had him fast this time; and, presently, we saw him taken off in a hansom, well secured between strong inverted commas.

This curious circumstance set me reflecting, and, as we trundled along towards Charing Cross, my mind gave birth to sundry sententious reflections.

After all, I thought, that unlucky plagiarist is no worse than most of us:  for is it not true that few of us live as conscientiously as we should within our inverted commas?  We are far more inclined to live in that author, not ourselves, who makes for originality.  It is, of course, difficult, even with the best intentions, to make proper acknowledgment of all our ’authorities’—­to attach, so to say, the true ’del. et sculp.’ to all our little bits of art.  There is so much in our lives that we honestly don’t know how we came by.

As I reflected in this wise, I was drawn to notice my companions in the omnibus, and lo! there was not an original person amongst us.  Yet I looked in vain to see if they wore their inverted commas.  Not one of them, believe me, had had the honesty to bring them.  Each looked at me unblushingly, as though he were really original, and not a cheap German print of originals I had seen in books and pictures since I could read.  I really think that they must have been unaware of their imposture.  They could hardly have pretended so successfully.

There was the young dandy just let loose from his band-box, wearing exactly the same face, the same smile, the same neck-tie, holding his stick in exactly the same fashion, talking exactly the same words, with precisely the same accent, as his neighbour, another dandy, and as all the other dandies between the Bank and Hyde Park Corner.  Yet he seemed persuaded of his own originality.  He evidently felt that there was something individual about him, and apparently relied with confidence on his friend not addressing a third dandy by mistake for him.  I hope he had his name safe in his hat.

Looking at these three examples of Nature’s love of repeating herself, I said to myself:  Somewhere in heaven stands a great stencil, and at each sweep of the cosmic brush a million dandies are born, each one alike as a box of collars.  Indeed, I felt that this stencil process had been employed in the manufacture of every single person in that omnibus:  two middle-aged matrons, each of whom seemed to think that having given birth to six children was an indisputable claim to originality; two elderly business men to correspond; a young miss carrying music and wearing eye-glasses; and a clergyman discussing stocks with one of the business men; I alone in my corner being, of course, the one occupant for whom Nature had been at the expense of casting a special mould, and at the extravagance of breaking it.

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