the shores swarme full. Here tell me, I pray
the. What || wyll great me do, whe theues take
vpo them to enterpryse soch masterys. Therfore,
herafter I had leuer go fourty myllys aboute, the
to go that way, thoffe it be moche shorter. Morouer
euyn as ye goynge downe to hell, is easy and leyght,
but ye comynge frome thens of greate dyffyculty, so
to take shyppynge of this syde the see, is not very
easy, and the landynge very hard & dangeroufe.
Ther was at London dyuerse maryners of Antwerpe, with
them I purposed to take the see. Me. Hathe
that cutre so holy maryners? Ogy. As an ape
is euer an ape, I graute, so is a maryner euer a maryner:
yet if thou compare them vnto these, ye lyfe by robbynge,
and pyllynge and pollynge, they be angelles. Me.
I will remembre thy saynge, if at any tyme I be dysposed
to go and se Englade. But come agayne in to ye
waye, frome whens I broght the || E vi.|| owt. Ogy.
Then as we whent toward London not farre from Canterbury,
we came in to a great hollow and strayt way, morouer
bowyng so downe, with hyllys of eyther syde, that
a man can not escape, nor it cannot be auoyed, but
he must nedes ryde that way. Upo the lefte hand
of the way, ther is an almes howse for olde people,
frome them runnyth on owt, as sone as they here a
horseman commynge, he casteth holy water vpon hym,
and anone he offereth hym the ouerlether of a shoo
bownde abowte with an yerne whope, wherin is a glasse
lyke a precyouse stone, they that kysse it gyf a pece
of monay. Me. In soche a way I had leuer haue
an almes howse of olde folkes, then a company of stronge
theues. Ogy. Gratian rode vpon my lefte hande
nerer the almes howse, he caste holy water vpon hym,
he toke it in worthe so so, || when the shoo was proferred
hym, he asked what he ment by it, saythe he, it is
saynt Thomas shoo. There at he turned and was
very angry, & turned toward me: what (saythe
he) meane these bestes, that wold haue vs kysse ye
shoes of euery good man? Why doo they not lyke
wyse gyue vs to kysse the spottel, & other fylthe
& dyrt of the body? I was sory for the old ma,
& gaue hym a pece of money to coforthe hym with all.
Me. In myn opynyo Gratian was not all together
angry with owt a good cause. If shoes and slyppers
were kept for a toke of sobre lyuynge, I wold not
be moch dyscontent ther with, but me thynks it is
a shame full fashyon for shoes, slyppers, and breches
to be offered to kysse to any man. If some wold
do it by there owne fre wyll, of a certene affectyo
of holynes, I thynke they were whorthy of pardon.
Ogy. It were || better not to thes thynges,
if I may say as I thynke, yet owt of thes thynges
that cannat forthwith be amended, it is my maner if
ther be any goodnes thereyn, to take it out, and apply
it to the best. In ye meanseson that contemplacyo
and light delited my mynde, that a good ma is lykened
to a shepe, an euyll man to a benemouse best.
The serpent after she is dede, ca stynge no more,


