“An’ there ye ar-re.  I’m ivrywhere, but I can always keep in touch with what’s goin’ on.”

“What kind iv a game is goluf?” asked Mr. Hennessy.  “Why do they call it rile an’ ancient?”

“I don’t know,” said Mr. Dooley, “onless it is because th’ prisidint iv th’ United States has just took it up.”