Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 32 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 32 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892.

[Illustration:  “Please, de tings!”]

At the Hotel.—­Find, on getting out of the omnibus, that the Hotel is being painted; entrance blocked by ladders and pails.  Squeeze past, and am received in the hall by the Proprietress and a German Waiter.  “Certainly they can give me a room—­my baggage shall be taken up immed—­” Here I have to explain that this is impracticable, as my baggage has unfortunately been left behind.  Think I see a change in their manner at this.  A stranger who comes abroad with nothing but a stick and an umbrella cannot expect to inspire confidence, I suppose.  I remark to the Waiter that the luggage is sure to follow me by the next boat, but it strikes even myself that I do not bring this out with quite a sincere ring.  Not at all the manner of a man who possesses a real portmanteau.  I order dinner—­the kind of dinner, I feel, that a man who did not intend to pay for it would order.  I detect this impression in the Waiter’s eye.  If he dared, I know he would suggest tea and a boiled egg as more seemly under the circumstances.

On the Digue.—­Thought, it being holiday time, that there would be more gaiety; but Ostend just now perhaps a little lacking in liveliness—­hotels, villas, and even the Kursaal all closely boarded up with lead-coloured shutters.  Only other person on Promenade a fisher-boy scrooping over the tiles in sabots.  I come to a glazed shelter, and find the seats choked with drifting sand, and protected with barbed wire.  This depresses me.  I did not want to sit down—­but the barbed wire does seem needlessly unkind.  Walk along the sand-dunes; must pass the time somehow till dinner, and the arrival of my luggage.  Wonder whether it really was labelled “Ostend.”  Suppose the porter thought I said “Rochester” ... in that case—­I will not worry about it like this.  I will go back and see the town.

I have; it is like a good many other foreign towns.  I am melancholy.  I can’t dismiss that miserable luggage from my mind.  To be alone in a foreign land, without so much as a clean sock, is a distressing position for a sensitive person.  If I could only succeed in seeing a humorous element in it, it would be something—­but I can’t.  It is too forlorn to be at all funny.  And there is still an hour and a half to get through before dinner!

I have dined—­in a small room, with a stove, a carved buffet, and a portrait of the King of the BELGIANS; but my spirits are still low.  German Waiter dubious about me; reserving his opinion for the present.  He comes in with a touch of new deference in his manner.  “Please, a man from de shdation for you.”  I go out—­to find the sympathetic Porter.  My baggage has arrived?  It has; it is at the Douane, waiting for me.  I am saved!  I tell the Waiter, without elation, but with what, I trust, is a calm dignity—­the dignity of a man who has been misunderstood, but would scorn to resent it.

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