The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 626 pages of information about The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12.

The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 626 pages of information about The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12.

GUEST. Yes, Mr. von Senden, this is my wife.

SENDEN.  You here, too, Mr. Henning?  Welcome, my dear sir!

HENNING.  I was invited by my friend and really had the curiosity to come.  My presence, I hope, will not be unpleasant to any one?

SENDEN.  Quite the contrary.  We are most pleased to greet you here.

[Guests leave through centre door; SENDEN goes out in conversation with them.]

BLUMENBERG.  He knows how to manage people.  It’s the good manners of these gentlemen that does it.  He is useful—­useful to me too.  He manages the others, and I manage him. [Turning, he sees SCHMOCK, who is hovering near the door.] What are you doing here?  Why do you stand there listening?  You are not a door-keeper!  See that you keep out of my vicinity.  Divide yourself up among the company.

SCHMOCK.  Whom shall I go to if I know none of these people at all?  You are the only person I know.

BLUMENBERG.  Why must you tell people that you know me?  I consider it no honor to stand next to you.

SCHMOCK.  If it is not an honor it’s not a disgrace either; But I can stay by myself.

BLUMENBERG.  Have you money to get something to eat?  Go to the restaurant-keeper and order something charged to me.  The committee will pay for it.

SCHMOCK.  I don’t care to go and eat.  I have no need to spend anything.  I have had my supper.

[Blare of trumpets and march in the distance.  Exit BLUMENBERG.  SCHMOCK alone, coming forward, angrily.]

I hate him!  I’ll tell him I hate him, that I despise him from the bottom of my heart!

[Turns to go, comes back.]

But I cannot tell him so, or he will cut out all I send in for the special correspondence I write for his paper!  I will try to swallow it down!

[Exit through centre door.]

Enter BOLZ, KAeMPE, BELLMAUS by side door.

BOLZ (marching in).  Behold us in the house of the Capulets! [Pretends to thrust a sword into its scabbard.] Conceal your swords under roses.  Blow your little cheeks up, and look as silly and innocent as possible.  Above all, don’t let me see you get into a row, and if you meet this Tybaldus Senden be so good as to run round the corner.

[The procession is seen marching through the rear halls.]

You, Romeo Bellmaus, look out for the little women.  I see more fluttering curls and waving kerchiefs there than are good for your peace of mind.

KAeMPE.  I bet a bottle of champagne that if one of us gets into a row it will be you.

BOLZ.  Possibly.  But I promise you that you shall surely come in for your share of it.  Now listen to my plan of operations.  You Kaempe—­[Enter SCHMOCK.] Stop!  Who is that?  Thunder!  The factotum of the Coriolanus!  Our incognito has not lasted long.

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